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David 8 - Property of Weyland Industries (weylandtype) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-03-04 17:39:00

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Hello. I'm David.

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	weylandtype 2018-03-04 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Hello. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	You already said that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weylandtype 2018-03-04 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	I had little else to go on in the way of appropriate responses. The more you reply the more I can extrapolate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	[...] What are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weylandtype 2018-03-04 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Like I said, I’m David. Eighth generation Weyland Type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Weyland type of what? You're not human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weylandtype 2018-03-04 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	I would hope not. I’m an eighth generation prototype synthetic for the David series developed by Sir Peter Weyland, copyrighted and manufactured for professional sale under Weyland Corp and Weyland Industries. All rights reserved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	You're a robot ~~that looks like~~. ~~Are you ev~~ Weyland really likes his name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weylandtype 2018-03-04 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	You are correct. However, I prefer the term synthetic. The word 'robot' sounds mechanical. Archaic. And brings to mind an image of an inferior servant incapable of creative adaptation. I, on the other hand, am a fully functioning model of artificial intelligence. Yes, he was quite fond of labeling his property. It was a successful marketing scheme. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	How do you know if you're fully functioning? You could be malfunctioning. Like McDonalds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weylandtype 2018-03-04 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	It was written in my patent. But I am capable of performing a self check and maintenance of my systems. I am unfamiliar with McDonalds. But if it's malfunctioning then you should keep your distance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	It could be wrong though. ~~or you could lie~~ No, McDonalds was a successful marketing scheme too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

weylandtype
2018-03-04 06:08 pm UTC (link)

Would you like to verify yourself?

Weyland's marketing campaign of synthetic lifeforms was one of the most successful consumer strategies of the 21st century. He was TIME's Person of the Year in 2024 for his developments in the field of cyber genetics. He was also an accomplished TED Talk presenter. Perhaps his motivational speeches are available online somewhere.

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	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I haven't heard of him. When we get back to Tumbleweed, we'll be in 2018 if it's the same year as when we left. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weylandtype 2018-03-04 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Are you familiar with cybernetics? 2018 is before my time. That would be the time of another David series. Sixth Generation Weyland Type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, somewhat. How far before? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwheels 2018-03-04 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Since when have you learned cybernetics with enough knowledge to correctly identify the maintenance of a synthetic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't say that Professor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwheels 2018-03-04 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	In reading this conversation that is what you are implying. I understand the trepidation that you have with robots but there is no need for lying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastmutanthope 2018-03-04 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	I was waiting to see how he was going to recommend his functions be checked. I didn't lie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)