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Tweak says, "Don't you mean thats BIZZARO"

Michael: Good Place Architect (thearchitect) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-10 19:28:00

Entry tags:

!network post, america chavez / miss america (616), buffy summers (the shift), doctor (10), emma swan, jason mendoza, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), mia dearden / speedy, michael, neal cassidy (au), rick jones (616), river song, tina cohen-chang

Oh golly! This is so exciting! I've never been around live humans before and, well, the rest of you crazy kids, too. This is so great, I just know I'm going to learn so much from all of you.

What do you think I should do first? I've been debating between trying a saltine or wearing flip flops. Flip flops! Can you imagine? Me, an eternal celestial being in flip flops? It's going to be so exciting. I just hope this meat suit holds up okay. I'm certain that as long as I keep out of trouble, we won't have to worry about any kind of cosmic reverberation wiping you all out of existence should it become too damaged.

Oh! Oh! Does anyone have any questions for me? You humans (and other beautiful souls) are always so curious! I'm an architect and I design neighborhoods in The Good place. ;) I suppose I could start by clarifying things that are good, versus things that are bad.

Vaguebooking is definitely bad. Please be careful when using this forum to express your feelings. It's certainly not as bad as murder or paying money for music performed by California funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers but all those little negatives add up, you know.

Wow. Really guys. You just seem so great.

My name is Michael, and I can't wait to meet all of you.

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	classprotector 2018-02-11 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh. Spill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal neal 2018-02-11 05:33 am UTC (link)
	I kind of assumed everyone knew and now I feel a bit like an ass, since you've said we were friends in another universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal classprotector 2018-02-11 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Don't feel like an ass. You weren't obligated to tell me everything then. You're not now. Maybe it hadn't happened for you yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal neal 2018-02-11 05:36 am UTC (link)
	It's possible. Mean, it hasn't happened for pip squeak version of me that's running around. Though I know he knows. Magic always comes with a price, Buff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal classprotector 2018-02-11 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Is that weird, by the way? Having another... I dunno. Kind of you person around? Preaching to the choir there, Nealbear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal neal 2018-02-11 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Not as weird as it could be. Kind of the least weird when I look at my world. But I know it is rough on him. I can tell he doesn't like me being around. Yup. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal classprotector 2018-02-11 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Sorry. That's gotta be tough/weird. Glad there's only one me. I don't think this place could handle two Buffys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal neal 2018-02-11 06:00 am UTC (link)
	This place might benefit from two every now and then. You kind of come in handy from what I've seen. Is a sword in your like array of abilities? It has to be, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal classprotector 2018-02-11 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I have my moments. There's been two of me before though. Sort of. A robot one. Highly do not recommend it. Yeah. I can use anything you throw at me. Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal neal 2018-02-11 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Not a fan of robots in general. I'd like to get back in the swing. Can manage just fine but it is always better to be on top of your game. This place kind of makes you lazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal classprotector 2018-02-11 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Me either. One tried to date my mom. It was the worst. Think we can get away with lessons like that? Or wait 'til we get to Hobbit Town? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal neal 2018-02-11 06:12 am UTC (link)
	That's crazy. I was thinking more like, you know, when we're back in the honky tonk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal classprotector 2018-02-11 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Right? I was not happy about it. That, too. But, if Middle-Earth is as dicey as Sam tells me it is, you're gonna wanna brush up to dice back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal neal 2018-02-11 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Understandably. I guess it depends on when we are hitting them in their time line? The question being "Is Sauron around?" really kind of defines what the atmosphere will be like. Personally, I say make like a hobbit and enjoy the Green Dragon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal classprotector 2018-02-11 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Not really much of a boozer. Plus, I don't trust it. Timeline or no timeline, we all collectively attract badness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal neal 2018-02-11 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't actually think about the booze. I was imagining the food. It looked pretty amazing in the movie. That we do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal classprotector 2018-02-11 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh, well. Food I can get behind! And also helping you with your sword arm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffy/neal neal 2018-02-11 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Looking forward to it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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