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Michael: Good Place Architect ([info]thearchitect) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-10 19:28:00

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Entry tags:!network post, america chavez / miss america (616), buffy summers (the shift), doctor (10), emma swan, jason mendoza, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), mia dearden / speedy, michael, neal cassidy (au), rick jones (616), river song, tina cohen-chang

Oh golly! This is so exciting! I've never been around live humans before and, well, the rest of you crazy kids, too. This is so great, I just know I'm going to learn so much from all of you.

What do you think I should do first? I've been debating between trying a saltine or wearing flip flops. Flip flops! Can you imagine? Me, an eternal celestial being in flip flops? It's going to be so exciting. I just hope this meat suit holds up okay. I'm certain that as long as I keep out of trouble, we won't have to worry about any kind of cosmic reverberation wiping you all out of existence should it become too damaged.

Oh! Oh! Does anyone have any questions for me? You humans (and other beautiful souls) are always so curious! I'm an architect and I design neighborhoods in The Good place. ;) I suppose I could start by clarifying things that are good, versus things that are bad.

Vaguebooking is definitely bad. Please be careful when using this forum to express your feelings. It's certainly not as bad as murder or paying money for music performed by California funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers but all those little negatives add up, you know.

Wow. Really guys. You just seem so great.

My name is Michael, and I can't wait to meet all of you.


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[info]thewhisperer
2018-02-11 04:54 am UTC (link)
Yikes.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-02-11 05:08 am UTC (link)
Yes, very good! This is a classic example of vaguebooking. That was so smart of you to give an example to help others avoid it. Excellent work!

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omg bb you're killing me softly
[info]thewhisperer
2018-02-11 05:13 am UTC (link)
You're welcome.

I'm Rick.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-02-11 05:20 am UTC (link)
Hello, Rick! It's a pleasure to meet you!

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[info]thewhisperer
2018-02-11 05:26 am UTC (link)
Sorry for the vagueblogging.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-02-11 05:30 am UTC (link)
Oh. Oh, dear.

I thought you were merely posting an example of what vaguebooking was, not vaguebooking in response to a post that explicitly explained vaguebooking as morally wrong.

Between that and people arguing about stealing cars, I can see this is going to be very problematic.

But don't you worry! I won't rest until I'm able to help every single one of you make better life choices for the sake of your immortal souls.

Literally, I won't rest as I do not sleep.

I have my work cut out for me.

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[info]thewhisperer
2018-02-11 05:34 am UTC (link)
Morally wrong? I don't--

You don't sleep? And you're calling us humans.

What are you, then?

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[info]thearchitect
2018-02-11 05:41 am UTC (link)
Commenting on a social media post without reading the article referenced. Oh my, this is not looking good.

We may need to examine your every day life choices more closely. Perhaps I can shadow you for a few days and take some notes. Yes, I think that would be very helpful in your case.

In the meantime, I'm going to prescribe the following actions.

1. Eating a sandwich.
2. Avoiding trashy magazines.
3. Hugging a sad friend.
4. Unironic high fives.
5. Fixing a broken tricycle for a child who loves tricycles.

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[info]thewhisperer
2018-02-11 05:44 am UTC (link)
I skimmed it.

I'll get on the tricycle situation stat.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-02-11 05:47 am UTC (link)
Excellent! I know you have it in you!

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[info]thewhisperer
2018-02-11 05:49 am UTC (link)
You're very encouraging, I can get used to that.

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