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Michael: Good Place Architect (thearchitect) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-10 19:28:00

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!network post, america chavez / miss america (616), buffy summers (the shift), doctor (10), emma swan, jason mendoza, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), mia dearden / speedy, michael, neal cassidy (au), rick jones (616), river song, tina cohen-chang

Oh golly! This is so exciting! I've never been around live humans before and, well, the rest of you crazy kids, too. This is so great, I just know I'm going to learn so much from all of you.

What do you think I should do first? I've been debating between trying a saltine or wearing flip flops. Flip flops! Can you imagine? Me, an eternal celestial being in flip flops? It's going to be so exciting. I just hope this meat suit holds up okay. I'm certain that as long as I keep out of trouble, we won't have to worry about any kind of cosmic reverberation wiping you all out of existence should it become too damaged.

Oh! Oh! Does anyone have any questions for me? You humans (and other beautiful souls) are always so curious! I'm an architect and I design neighborhoods in The Good place. ;) I suppose I could start by clarifying things that are good, versus things that are bad.

Vaguebooking is definitely bad. Please be careful when using this forum to express your feelings. It's certainly not as bad as murder or paying money for music performed by California funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers but all those little negatives add up, you know.

Wow. Really guys. You just seem so great.

My name is Michael, and I can't wait to meet all of you.

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thearchitect
2018-02-11 04:47 am UTC (link)

Kicked out as in they were allowed into The Good Place, became terrible people and then escorted into The Bad Place? No. That would be impossible.

Now if you're talking about resurrection, that's another matter entirely. You see, your calculated total is reset and you're given a blank slate. However, if your actions are motivated by attempting to control the afterlife you're admitted to, those points are voided.

But I'm sure you'll be fine, Buffy.

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	classprotector 2018-02-11 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Nothing's really impossible. No, I ~~won't be~~ just, um. I got pulled out of what would be the Good Place. Resurrected, yeah. So. Total blank slate, huh? How many points does stopping the First Evil get you, do you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-02-11 05:34 am UTC (link)
	You humans and your optimism! Well, stopping the first evil is very impressive as long as you do not seek to take credit for it at more than two intervals, humble brag, or remind people of the time you stopped the first evil in exchange for a favor. There are other complications as well, but those are some of the main ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	classprotector 2018-02-11 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Gotta say, that's kind of the extent of mine. That's kind of confusing. You guys have way too many stipulations. Besides, I wouldn't take actual cred for it. Wasn't really me that did it in the end. But good to know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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