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Tweak says, "ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD"

Michael: Good Place Architect (thearchitect) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-10 19:28:00

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!network post, america chavez / miss america (616), buffy summers (the shift), doctor (10), emma swan, jason mendoza, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), mia dearden / speedy, michael, neal cassidy (au), rick jones (616), river song, tina cohen-chang

Oh golly! This is so exciting! I've never been around live humans before and, well, the rest of you crazy kids, too. This is so great, I just know I'm going to learn so much from all of you.

What do you think I should do first? I've been debating between trying a saltine or wearing flip flops. Flip flops! Can you imagine? Me, an eternal celestial being in flip flops? It's going to be so exciting. I just hope this meat suit holds up okay. I'm certain that as long as I keep out of trouble, we won't have to worry about any kind of cosmic reverberation wiping you all out of existence should it become too damaged.

Oh! Oh! Does anyone have any questions for me? You humans (and other beautiful souls) are always so curious! I'm an architect and I design neighborhoods in The Good place. ;) I suppose I could start by clarifying things that are good, versus things that are bad.

Vaguebooking is definitely bad. Please be careful when using this forum to express your feelings. It's certainly not as bad as murder or paying money for music performed by California funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers but all those little negatives add up, you know.

Wow. Really guys. You just seem so great.

My name is Michael, and I can't wait to meet all of you.

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	katebishop 2018-02-11 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I don't even know, but it's like someone gave him literal happy pills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	viva_america 2018-02-11 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Either he's going to get eaten alive or this time next week everyone's going to be a quivering mess hiding in their cabins and I can't decide which. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-02-11 04:16 am UTC (link)
	We'll have to rescue him if someone tries to eat him, you know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	viva_america 2018-02-11 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I guess so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-02-11 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Nah, you and I both know so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	viva_america 2018-02-11 04:25 am UTC (link)
	If someone eats all the sliders while we're saving him I'm gonna be pissed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-02-11 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Okay, but don't punch a robot. I don't want to have to fight a whole bunch of Visions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	viva_america 2018-02-11 04:29 am UTC (link)
	If anyone sets off the security on this ship I wouldn't be surprised if they got keel-hauled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-02-11 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I'll make sure to have my phone out like the massive creeper I am to relive that experience. I fully expect you to take me anywhere that happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	viva_america 2018-02-11 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Totally. Anyone who was on the space cruise is going to want seats to that show and the front row's the best. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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