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Tweak says, "IT'S ALMOST OVER!"

Ron Weasley (ron_weasley) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-26 19:46:00

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!network post, adam parrish, charlie weasley (ex), elsa bloodstone (616), george weasley, ginny weasley, harry potter, james potter, jo harvelle, max guevara, molly weasley, nymphadora tonks, rocket raccoon (mcu), ron weasley, rose hathaway (au)

This muggle device is brilliant it prints out everything you speak into it like some kind of self writing quill rubbish at punctuation Ron Weasley reporting live from what can only be described as a muggle boredom chamber right now how do you get it to stop immobulus no stop Merlin's tits

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ron_weasley
2017-11-27 09:03 pm UTC (link)

I always thought meddling with time was supposed to be really dangerous. There are loads of people here that shouldn't be, but I'm glad about it. ~~Is Fred~~

Damn. Maybe she'll turn up or I'll get sent back? How long have you been here? Charlie reckons it's been two years for him. I can't be here for two years, I'm supposed to be getting married in a few months! Married, Harry. 2003. What's it for you?

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	unprepared 2017-11-28 01:04 am UTC (link)
	It's 2002 for me, so I'm a bit behind you. I think you just stopped working with me. I've only been here a few weeks so far. You two set a date? She'll be so mad if you don't come back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ron_weasley
2017-11-28 02:19 am UTC (link)

What are you doing being behind me? That's almost as bad as my mum being twenty years too young.

Don't I know it! This space thingy may as well just fling me into the sun if I don't make it back. Charlie spewed off some rubbish straight out of Professor Trelawney's class about us existing both here and there, which I suppose makes sense since I don't remember either of you going missing.

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	unprepared 2017-11-28 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure, Ron. I just know that there's a lot of differences in timelines between people. Did I grow up with muggles or Sirius where you're from? Were there zombies? I kind of understand it. We're like a copy of ourselves, put here. Have you seen the books yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ron_weasley 2017-11-28 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Muggles, of course. And no there weren't any bloody zombies. Don't tell me there were zombies where you're from? So what happens to the copy if we get sent back? Are there two of us then? Books? What books? I'm stuck in here trying to master this nargle loving muggle technology. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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unprepared
2017-11-28 02:44 am UTC (link)

My -- I should lock this, wait a tick. There. My Aunt Petunia is here. She said she raised me and Dudley when there were zombies. Sirius said he raised me as well. If you remember me being raised by muggles, then we might be in the same timeline.

You... don't exist anymore. People have come back here and don't remember it. I think the copy doesn't exist. What a life.

There's books about us. Everyone knows about us.

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	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-28 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Blimey, how many version of you are there, Harry? Well that just makes this all seem rather pointless, doesn't it? Everyone together like this is all well and grand, but we don't even get to remember what we get up to? What, like history books? I realize there are a lot of question marks, but I'm having a bit of a day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-28 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Infinite, I reckon. Unless we remember upon going home, and only forget upon coming back? No, it's okay. There's fiction books about us. Maybe I should come round to quarantine and tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-28 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Let's go with that. We just sort of merge with our other self and all is well again, except that you have memories you could never share with another soul because they'd think you're a total nutter. Fiction?! Yes, I think you'd better had. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-29 12:17 am UTC (link)
	That sounds right to me. I bet Hermione would know. I wonder if Albus has them, maybe I could just show you. -- I have a son. Albus. One of three. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-29 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	The woman knows everything. And what she doesn't know, she manages to find out before the rest of us have even finished thinking about it. Spooky, really. And a granddaughter! Ginny told me. How're you holding up about that, grandad? But she only mentioned the one. There's three!? And George was harping on me about spoiling the future... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-29 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	She has more in common with Trelawney than she cares to admit. Sorry, spoiling it. He hasn't said anything about your kids, which I know you'll probably have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-29 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're lucky she's not here to hear you say that! Well I'm not worried about knowing the future. Unless it's something horrible and then I'd rather not know. I haven't met your son yet. Maybe I die in a Wildfire Whiz-bang explosion and he's never even heard of me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-29 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	He'd have heard of you through me, then. Because you're my best mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-29 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	You have a point. Putting my possibly grisly demise aside for a moment, what about these books you mentioned? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-30 01:25 am UTC (link)
	They're called Harry Potter and the (insert something here). So they're about me, but you and Hermione are in them a lot. To some people, we're just characters in a book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-30 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Like Harry Potter and the Time We Almost Died at School? How many are there? I don't know what's more ridiculous, magic space portals or this. Did you read them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-30 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	7. I'm thinking about it. Might be rough to relive certain things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-12-01 04:04 am UTC (link)
	I'll say. But what if the author's embellished a whole bunch of things? Or got them flat out wrong? We might just be caricatures of ourselves. I feel like I've got to know now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-12-01 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Book club? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-12-01 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Book club. George warned me not to investigate on the internets, but I figure this isn't the same thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-12-01 04:43 am UTC (link)
	If Mione was here, she could just read it to us. After things settle down, I'll ask Albus if he knows where to get the books or if he already has them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-12-01 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Less book club, more story time. I doubt we would make it past the first paragraph before she'd be bursting at the seems with one correction or another. And it's not even about her life! That alone would be more fun than the books could ever be, surely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-12-01 04:58 am UTC (link)
	How are you two getting married... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-12-01 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Don't pretend like you don't know exactly what I mean, Mr High and Mighty! Besides, she'd love it, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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