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Tweak says, "Save the cheerleader"

Ron Weasley (ron_weasley) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-26 19:46:00

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!network post, adam parrish, charlie weasley (ex), elsa bloodstone (616), george weasley, ginny weasley, harry potter, james potter, jo harvelle, max guevara, molly weasley, nymphadora tonks, rocket raccoon (mcu), ron weasley, rose hathaway (au)

This muggle device is brilliant it prints out everything you speak into it like some kind of self writing quill rubbish at punctuation Ron Weasley reporting live from what can only be described as a muggle boredom chamber right now how do you get it to stop immobulus no stop Merlin's tits

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	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-29 12:17 am UTC (link)
	That sounds right to me. I bet Hermione would know. I wonder if Albus has them, maybe I could just show you. -- I have a son. Albus. One of three. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-29 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	The woman knows everything. And what she doesn't know, she manages to find out before the rest of us have even finished thinking about it. Spooky, really. And a granddaughter! Ginny told me. How're you holding up about that, grandad? But she only mentioned the one. There's three!? And George was harping on me about spoiling the future... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-29 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	She has more in common with Trelawney than she cares to admit. Sorry, spoiling it. He hasn't said anything about your kids, which I know you'll probably have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-29 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're lucky she's not here to hear you say that! Well I'm not worried about knowing the future. Unless it's something horrible and then I'd rather not know. I haven't met your son yet. Maybe I die in a Wildfire Whiz-bang explosion and he's never even heard of me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-29 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	He'd have heard of you through me, then. Because you're my best mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-29 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	You have a point. Putting my possibly grisly demise aside for a moment, what about these books you mentioned? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-30 01:25 am UTC (link)
	They're called Harry Potter and the (insert something here). So they're about me, but you and Hermione are in them a lot. To some people, we're just characters in a book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-11-30 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Like Harry Potter and the Time We Almost Died at School? How many are there? I don't know what's more ridiculous, magic space portals or this. Did you read them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-11-30 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	7. I'm thinking about it. Might be rough to relive certain things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-12-01 04:04 am UTC (link)
	I'll say. But what if the author's embellished a whole bunch of things? Or got them flat out wrong? We might just be caricatures of ourselves. I feel like I've got to know now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-12-01 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Book club? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-12-01 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Book club. George warned me not to investigate on the internets, but I figure this isn't the same thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-12-01 04:43 am UTC (link)
	If Mione was here, she could just read it to us. After things settle down, I'll ask Albus if he knows where to get the books or if he already has them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-12-01 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Less book club, more story time. I doubt we would make it past the first paragraph before she'd be bursting at the seems with one correction or another. And it's not even about her life! That alone would be more fun than the books could ever be, surely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-12-01 04:58 am UTC (link)
	How are you two getting married... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry ron_weasley 2017-12-01 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Don't pretend like you don't know exactly what I mean, Mr High and Mighty! Besides, she'd love it, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ron/Harry unprepared 2017-12-01 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	She would adore it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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