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Tweak says, "Pretty please?"

Klaus Hargreeves (quattuor) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-06-19 18:56:00

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I've run out of things to pawn and I need money. (I realize this promise of money is a double-edged sword for me, but just believe me that when I say that I don't necessarily want to be homeless here, I mean it.)

Unless we're counting a ~~suffocating~~ regime of learning how to nab super villains and fending off the Eiffel Tower (what a trip), I still have no real life skills. Tell me how you do apply that to real life, aside from idk, police Academy realness. And I don't play nice with the law.

Education, what's that? We were technically home-schooled, but I think that was a nice lie of the old man to make sure our every waking hour was spent nabbing villains and posing for magazine photoshoots. You want me to pose? I can, but I am not very stable.

I went to prison. Blah blah. Blah. Accidentally ended up serving the Army. Don't want to talk about it.

What are my options here?

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	quattuor 2019-06-20 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Superhero, sex symbol, Jim Morrison. Oh, Britney Spears. I wanted to be Britney once, too. I just don't want to be homeless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abitgood 2019-06-20 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone wanted to be Jim Morrison. I tried with the hair in the sixties. You won't be. This thing didn't bring us here to live on the streets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't get a chance to see him on account of the whole 'you're in the Army now, pick up your pants and get out there' thing. ~~This is just the calm before the storm.~~ Who knows. Sandbox, ants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abitgood 2019-06-20 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Which war? If I can ask, I don't want to assume given we have people here from all over the shop. Yeah, I'd be a terrible sandbox ant. It's just this is actually better than I was other than being fake New York instead of fake London. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Vietnam. Oh, you're British. Be careful. A lot of people like someone with an accent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abitgood 2019-06-20 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Shit. I'm sorry. Look, we'll find you a job, it's a big city and you're capable of more than you're letting on. I'm not technically British. I do sound it mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	~~Not in a club, please.~~ It's okay. I'll find something. I was a junkie for a lot longer than I've been a veteran. Still hot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abitgood 2019-06-20 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'll help. I'm feeling helpful. And that doesn't matter. Life is life mate, sometimes it's shit sometimes it's not. Flatterly'll get you everywhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	What happens when you're not? Aw, you're getting hotter by the minute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abitgood 2019-06-20 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing bad really, I''m just not helpful. Though I do go off and cause massive irritation. Bringing down phone networks for kicks, that sort of thing. Not so bad yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Yep, that'll tick people off. Thanks. I've done nothing to get this figure. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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