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Tweak says, "Tell it to Jorge!"

Klaus Hargreeves (quattuor) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-06-19 18:56:00

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active: freddy freeman, active: nico di angelo, active: peter parker, active: tony stark

I've run out of things to pawn and I need money. (I realize this promise of money is a double-edged sword for me, but just believe me that when I say that I don't necessarily want to be homeless here, I mean it.)

Unless we're counting a ~~suffocating~~ regime of learning how to nab super villains and fending off the Eiffel Tower (what a trip), I still have no real life skills. Tell me how you do apply that to real life, aside from idk, police Academy realness. And I don't play nice with the law.

Education, what's that? We were technically home-schooled, but I think that was a nice lie of the old man to make sure our every waking hour was spent nabbing villains and posing for magazine photoshoots. You want me to pose? I can, but I am not very stable.

I went to prison. Blah blah. Blah. Accidentally ended up serving the Army. Don't want to talk about it.

What are my options here?

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	notyourplayboy 2019-06-19 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for that image, Klaus. Well, I gave my robots names so I don't see why it can't work the other way. ~~Your dad really didn't name y---~~ Do you like films? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 12:01 am UTC (link)
	[...] Yeah, he did name Pogo and Grace. Honestly, since I started experimenting with the old man's liquor cabinet, the old attention span [...] You know. I don't think being six days sober is gonna do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-06-20 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Siblings? Okay, start small. Sitcom. 30 minutes. I bet Pete can help us out with suggestions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Robot Mom and intelligent chimp. My siblings's names go from Number 1 to Seven. I'm Four. Okay. Why are you doing this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-06-20 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Four and Seven are kind of cool. The other ones --- just don't roll off the tongue. We all deal with shit. Might as well watch something while doing it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 12:16 am UTC (link)
	You wanna know something cool? We were all born on the same day, and our mothers weren't pregnant the previous day. Should I get some tacos? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-06-20 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Okay, I need to hear all about this. Maybe it will make me miss Dum-e less. Heard I can't cook? Excellent idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 12:24 am UTC (link)
	There's a few of us. My siblings are just the ones my dad was able to buy. I can't even reheat an MRE to save my own life, so tacos seem the safest way to not get food poisoning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-06-20 12:51 am UTC (link)
	The kid took off so looks like it is just you and me. My company good enough? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-20 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Guess it's just us. High five, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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