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Tweak says, "I smell like a basking tomato"

Nᴀᴛʜᴀɴ (bartonesque) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-02-24 22:12:00

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active: clint barton, active: morgan stark, active: natasha romanoff, active: nathaniel barton, active: tony stark, active: torunn thorsdottir

This place is horribly bright and it sorta feels like a psychotropic drug dream, but on the other hand, it's not like it's insanely unusual for this place.

DAD! I'm going to catch diabetes! Don't wait up.

Only I will try to control myself a little because the sugar coma might kill me and if that doesn't the candy crash will.

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	bartonesque 2020-02-24 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Do you mean fat or in a river? Bruce and Torunn are demolishing a forest of cotton candy trees? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2020-02-24 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	In a river. Your clumsiness does you no favors. Uncle Bruce is just well on his way to making his tummy ache worse, let's go watch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2020-02-24 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	I mean that's fair, for sure. I get it. But no, no falling in rivers. Really hope there's not hulking out. God, he'd eat everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2020-02-24 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just looking out for you, boo-boo. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2020-02-24 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Brilliant. You can look out for me beside the cotton candy trees! I might need a boost. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2020-02-24 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Super strong best friend with iron gloves coming right up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2020-02-24 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	I HAVE FOUND A GUMBALL THAT CAN BE A HELMET WE ARE SAVED. Although my hair is gonna be fucked but shit, less likely to get a concussion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2020-02-24 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	You didn't put that on your head yet, did you!? I can bring you a damn helmet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2020-02-24 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	WHEN IN ROME WE DO WHAT THE ROMANS DO. I may have already eaten far too much sugar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2020-02-24 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus fucking christ. You're lucky I love you so much. TAKE IT OFF! I'm bringing you a real helmet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2020-02-24 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Okay okay. Can you also bring a bottle of water because my hair is sticky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2020-02-24 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Water and helmet. Got them both. ~~And a back-up plan if I am unable to drag your ass home myself.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2020-02-25 12:00 am UTC (link)
	You're the bestestest. ❤❤❤ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maguna 2020-02-25 12:10 am UTC (link)
	I know. ;) ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sevenphds 2020-02-25 12:54 am UTC (link)
	To be fair, if it would make Him happy enough to come out when we could actually use him, I'd be secretly okay with Him literally eating an entire candy forest. Except with my luck that's when we'd swap and I'd get the stomach ache. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2020-02-27 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	He'd hang out and eat half of Candyland and then just as the sugar crash hits, Hulk style, he's like noping out of there and you're suffering. I mean, if I were a Hulk that's what I'd do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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