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Any suggestions for staving off mind-numbing boredom?

I never thought I'd say this but I am starting to miss Kirkwall.

Guys! It is Candy Land. I think we need to find King Candy!

As a medical professional, I knew better.

As a guy who lived in jungles for way too long... I may have eaten too much candy cotton tree.

CHARLIE! WE'RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!

WHO'S COMING WITH ME?

DR SAM!!!!!!!!!!! ITS AN EMERGENCY.


MY STOMACH HURTS TOO MUCH AND I'm CRYING AND I MIGHT THROW UP

Is this going to be like the corn maze? We go in and instead of B-movie monsters and threats, we get little old ladies with gingerbread houses who want to throw us into an oven?

Inquiring mind need to know.

Another maze? Are you

I'm going back to bed. Please don't make me go out there.

( Luke Skywalker )

( Peter )

so on the one hand having something soft to break my fall was pretty handy since my arrow disappeared.

on the other hand it looks like i landed on some sort of giant deformed bird pillow? is it food? it looks like someone's taken a bite out of it. did i die? is this hell? it looks like hell.

what the fuck?

>> Hey babe.
>> I'd like to suggest getting drunk.
>> We can lock ourselves in our room if you want or I'd suggest we go to the studio but it might be buried inside some peppermint forest.
>> Who the hell knows?
>> This is blowing my fucking mind.

OH MY GOSH!!! THIS IS AMAZING!! BUBBLES, BUTTERCUP, WHERE DO WE START???

This place is horribly bright and it sorta feels like a psychotropic drug dream, but on the other hand, it's not like it's insanely unusual for this place.

DAD! I'm going to catch diabetes! Don't wait up.

Only I will try to control myself a little because the sugar coma might kill me and if that doesn't the candy crash will.

What the fuck. No.

[TEXT TO CLINT]
- I know this is bad timing for you.
- But congratulations, you're a dad again.
- I'm bringing in a half-feral Hawkeye to my blanket fort.
- His name's Francis.
- And he might empty the hot water heater.
- Is that okay?
- The kid's floor fine and all, but