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Peter Parker ([info]fromyoutube) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-20 21:22:00

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Entry tags:active: freddy freeman, active: morgan stark, active: peter parker, active: tony stark, inactive: cisco ramon

I didn't know there were so many Spider-Man jokes.

Because homework can wait! Some of the jokes that made me grin, guffaw, laugh, and snort today. Well, the cle

  • Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
  • 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
  • Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

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    [info]freemanspeaks
    2019-09-21 02:06 am UTC (link)
    I don't think my goldfish drive, Pete.

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-21 04:59 am UTC (link)
    Poor fish will be stuck forever trying to go somewhere they can't. :/

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    [info]freemanspeaks
    2019-09-22 12:04 am UTC (link)
    You don't think they like their tank?

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-22 07:35 pm UTC (link)
    I think they like their tank a lot!

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    [info]notyourplayboy
    2019-09-21 02:11 am UTC (link)
    My dad jokes are still better.

    [Peter]

    Although there was this one:

    Q: What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?
    A: "Don't bug me."

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-21 05:10 am UTC (link)
    They are. It's true.

    [Tony]

    These frogs know a lot of jokes about us!

    What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel? A Ferrous Wheel.

    That's one of the ones one of the frogs said earlier.

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    [info]notyourplayboy
    2019-09-22 12:48 am UTC (link)
    Morgan concurs.

    [Pete]

    Q: What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?
    A: Cobwebs.

    These frogs, kid.

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-22 07:37 pm UTC (link)
    Sounds almost unanimous!

    [Tony]

    They're something else! Not sure if it's a good or bad something but definitely something else hah.

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    [info]maguna
    2019-09-21 02:42 am UTC (link)
    At least you got a few humorous ones?

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-21 05:00 am UTC (link)
    It seems like a mixed bag. But I'm glad some have been fun/funny!

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    [info]maguna
    2019-09-21 04:02 pm UTC (link)
    Mine only knows 'knock knock' jokes. I don't even know if they are fun and/or funny, because I refuse to participate.

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-22 07:39 pm UTC (link)
    I can try to send some of mine your way?

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    [info]maguna
    2019-09-22 09:35 pm UTC (link)
    Nah. I'm good. Unless you want them blasted out of the wall too? Because that could be arranged.

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-22 10:42 pm UTC (link)
    I don't think my wall would like that XD I don't mind the ones by me, though!

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    [info]kamalakhan
    2019-09-21 03:27 am UTC (link)
    I LOVE THESE JOKES!

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-21 04:59 am UTC (link)
    They haven't all been decent quality, but these ones I liked!

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    [info]kamalakhan
    2019-09-21 05:06 am UTC (link)
    That's good at least there are some good ones!

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    [info]onlygoodvibes
    2019-09-21 05:46 am UTC (link)
    Mine loves puns. Help.

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    [info]freemanspeaks
    2019-09-22 12:21 am UTC (link)
    What's a pun?

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    [info]onlygoodvibes
    2019-09-22 12:22 am UTC (link)
    The lowest form of comedy.

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-22 07:36 pm UTC (link)
    Introduce it to the internet where it can look up new jokes? Or swap them out with some of the other frogs? Bribe them? Maybe bribing them will work!

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    [info]machinesrus
    2019-09-21 11:28 am UTC (link)
    Mine mostly got good after they ran out of the standard "doctor, doctor" ones.

    A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
    "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
    The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

    A little girl came home from school one day and told her mother, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor."
    "Oh, dear," her mother said nervously. "What happened, honey?"
    "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

    Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses, and the bird flies away.
    The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm... green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound... might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.
    A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."

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    [info]freemanspeaks
    2019-09-22 12:21 am UTC (link)
    Doctor, doctor jokes?

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    [info]machinesrus
    2019-09-22 12:26 am UTC (link)
    "Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a goat."
    "How long has this been going on for?"
    "Since I was a kid."

    "Doctor, doctor, I've swallowed a piggy bank."
    "Take two of these pills and call me tomorrow if there's no change."

    "Doctor, doctor, there's a bone stuck in my throat."
    "Are you choking?"
    "No, there really is!"

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    [info]freemanspeaks
    2019-09-22 12:28 am UTC (link)
    These frogs are something else.

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-22 10:42 pm UTC (link)
    At least they have some slight range!

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    [info]machinesrus
    2019-09-22 10:49 pm UTC (link)
    Apparently we just needed to wait a day or so for them to get creative.

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    [info]fromyoutube
    2019-09-22 10:55 pm UTC (link)
    I guess so! I'm sure it could be worse. :)

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    [info]machinesrus
    2019-09-22 11:02 pm UTC (link)
    Pretty sure the lack of sleep is just making everything funnier at this point too.

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