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Tweak says, "Look Mommy, I can spell OREO!!"

Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-06 21:33:00

Entry tags:

active: darcy lewis, active: five hargreeves, active: nico di angelo, active: peter parker, active: tony stark, inactive: emma duval, inactive: liz ortecho

So. The Burger King: Smash or Pass?

[Filtered to: Audrey, Five, Diego Hargreeves]

'Sup Diego. I'm Darcy. A little birdie told me that you were going through a difficult time and were possibly in need of some cheering up, so I thought I would offer my services as a Fun Stranger to get you absolutely plastered, if you so desired.

It's okay to say no. I understand that this is: 1) weird; and 2) sudden. But I believe in saying "Fuck it" often and at high volumes, though I try not to be an emotional terrorist about it. HMU if you're down.

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	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Teenagers. We have to harass someone in an authority position. It's in the contract you sign when you turn 13 and only really elapses when you turn 21. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	I need Motrin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	~~I've got Val~~ Don't take more than four at a time, they wreck your kidneys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like I did that way back when if I'm being honest -- and not with Motrin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Buy me a drink and I'll tell you about the one time I ended up in an ER because of the hellacious combination of Benadryl and Excedrin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't you just admit you are under 21? And Jesus, glad you are okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Not according to one of my three IDs I'm not. The things you do when you're 15 and dumb. Could've been worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, from now on, you and Peter hang out with me. ( >︹<) Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	You'll have to take that up with my other Dad. :P A+ emoticon use, though. Very effective. I'll give it a 10/10. Standing ovation from the judges. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrbillyrusso 2019-09-07 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not entirely convinced they still need supervised playdates at this age. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	When they tell me about fake IDs, they do. Or Peter does. I don’t know. They made my head hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fromyoutube 2019-09-07 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have a fake ID. I've never had one. d^_^b (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	I’ll get you a gold star. And a hug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fromyoutube 2019-09-07 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	:D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mrbillyrusso 2019-09-07 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, but who wasn't drinking by sixteen? Would you rather know or not know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I’m the cautionary tale. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrbillyrusso 2019-09-07 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. But if you're too strict, they'll just rebel. Best to let them learn their own life lessons about chugging Smirnoff Ice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	~~Am I str—-~~ Trying to find a balance. New to this. ~~I can’t lose him again—~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Tony | Billy

mrbillyrusso
2019-09-07 09:28 pm UTC (link)

I've never had my own before now, either. But I did my fair share of holding sad homesick teenagers’ hands in the past. It’s hard. You want them to be responsible, respectful, and all of that but even the best kid is going to try you. They’re at that stage where they want a friend, but they also need someone to reign things in when it gets out of control.

If you want to stay the person that they tell their real problems to then you’ve got to decide what’s worth getting into it over. Everything else will have its own natural consequence along the way, and they’ll turn to you to help set things right. Luckily for you, Peter seems smart enough that none of that is gonna be digging cactus spines out of his hands.

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notyourplayboy, 2019-09-07 10:25 pm UTC

Tony | Billy -

mrbillyrusso, 2019-09-07 11:44 pm UTC

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notyourplayboy, 2019-09-08 08:32 am UTC

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	IDK maybe we do cause I've been trying to convince Peter to go to Rocky Horror with us. Rocky is a gateway experience. Soon you'll be watching Clue and Hedwig and - GASP - Repo! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	This kid hasn’t seen it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I don't actually know. But he's gonna before we all dress up and trek down to this theater I found. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Lucky I know you wouldn’t do anything to get my kid in trouble. I’m learning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, Peter's a good kid. We mostly just play video games and do homework together. Plus he's like all heroic and stuff. If anything he's a good influence on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-09-07 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Don’t sell yourself short. I see how you look out for people. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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