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Tweak says, "TERRA! USE THE X-BLADE!"

Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-06 21:33:00

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So. The Burger King: Smash or Pass?

[Filtered to: Audrey, Five, Diego Hargreeves]

'Sup Diego. I'm Darcy. A little birdie told me that you were going through a difficult time and were possibly in need of some cheering up, so I thought I would offer my services as a Fun Stranger to get you absolutely plastered, if you so desired.

It's okay to say no. I understand that this is: 1) weird; and 2) sudden. But I believe in saying "Fuck it" often and at high volumes, though I try not to be an emotional terrorist about it. HMU if you're down.

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	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Smash. His wife looked awful satisfied. Zeus, of Greek Mythology fame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Hm. Pass. I don't want to invoke the wrath of Hera. Bad things always happen to people who do that. And he's too Granddaddy to make it worth the risk. From my own spank bank: Venom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:30 am UTC (link)
	... Why is that so sexual? I'm not complaining in the least, just curious. Smash. Smash hard. And enjoy every second. My BFF Thor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I'd rather cuddle with Thor? So like half-smash? The Hound from Game of Thrones (book or show). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:54 am UTC (link)
	That's acceptable. He is an excellent snuggler, I highly suggest it. I'm going to have to pass. I think he'd be a decent smash, but you know he doesn't bathe often and I am not about that smegma life. My namesake, Mr Darcy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Oh man I've never thought of that... I just always figured I'd shove him in a tub first and that could be foreplay. But yikes. Pass. Too aloof and srs. I need passion. My namesake. Audrey Mushnik from Little Shop of Horrors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Like... who knows how much is crusted down there. No thank you. He'd have to soak for hours just to get it to soften up enough to clean. Assuming you mean the movie version: A soft, delicate, ladylike smash. Because she deserves it after what the dentist put her through. How about Seymour Krelborn? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stillworthy 2019-09-07 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	I do. I think. No one has complained. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theghostking 2019-09-07 05:21 am UTC (link)
	~~what the~~ ~~hes a j~~ his wife gets crazy ~~jelus~~ jealous just pass on him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Super passed. Don't worry, I won't smash your uncle. I have better taste. And self-preservation! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:32 am UTC (link)
	The story of Ganymede is one of my favorites and I would hard pass on that fate. Not to mention... literally everyone else. Echo? Io? Callisto? Nah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)