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Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-06 21:33:00

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So. The Burger King: Smash or Pass?

[Filtered to: Audrey, Five, Diego Hargreeves]

'Sup Diego. I'm Darcy. A little birdie told me that you were going through a difficult time and were possibly in need of some cheering up, so I thought I would offer my services as a Fun Stranger to get you absolutely plastered, if you so desired.

It's okay to say no. I understand that this is: 1) weird; and 2) sudden. But I believe in saying "Fuck it" often and at high volumes, though I try not to be an emotional terrorist about it. HMU if you're down.

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	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:30 am UTC (link)
	... Why is that so sexual? I'm not complaining in the least, just curious. Smash. Smash hard. And enjoy every second. My BFF Thor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I'd rather cuddle with Thor? So like half-smash? The Hound from Game of Thrones (book or show). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:54 am UTC (link)
	That's acceptable. He is an excellent snuggler, I highly suggest it. I'm going to have to pass. I think he'd be a decent smash, but you know he doesn't bathe often and I am not about that smegma life. My namesake, Mr Darcy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Oh man I've never thought of that... I just always figured I'd shove him in a tub first and that could be foreplay. But yikes. Pass. Too aloof and srs. I need passion. My namesake. Audrey Mushnik from Little Shop of Horrors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Like... who knows how much is crusted down there. No thank you. He'd have to soak for hours just to get it to soften up enough to clean. Assuming you mean the movie version: A soft, delicate, ladylike smash. Because she deserves it after what the dentist put her through. How about Seymour Krelborn? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Gross. Just. Gross. Oh, I'd totally smash Seymour. Especially Rick Moranis version. He's kinda my type. The Beast, Beauty and the Beast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Smash Rick Moranis, period. But kind of especially if he's dressed as Dark Helmet? IDK, I could be into it. I could rock a Vespa costume. Hard smash. Like, you know he'd be gentle. I'm into it. Speaking of Spaceballs... Lone Star. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 06:36 am UTC (link)
	I just didn't want to be alone in my desire to smash the Beast. Y'know, the only time I've wanted to smash Bill Pullman was in Casper. So gonna have to pass on Lone Starr. Jareth the Goblin King. But specifically Jareth, not just Bowie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumps 2019-09-07 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Smash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 06:51 am UTC (link)
	o rly. Good to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumps 2019-09-07 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Yes, really. Isn't it, though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 06:58 am UTC (link)
	So if he ever shows up here, we seduce him together? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumps 2019-09-07 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-08 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	... Okay, but like. Creepy as this sounds, I kind of want to watch? Not the smashing, but the joint seduction. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	halflistening 2019-09-08 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	Jareth was another sexual awakening. I don't know how that ties into the Bowie thing, though. Smash. I'm not a Sarah, so I should be safe. Maybe. Lara Croft. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-08 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure no one wants to know what mine was. Besides Morticia Addams, but whose sexual awakening was not Morticia Addams? I think I would smash Lara. She seems like a take-charge kinda lady and I'm really into that. Hot Squidward. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stillworthy 2019-09-07 11:52 am UTC (link)
	Uh... Thanks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	You seem like you give really good hugs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stillworthy 2019-09-07 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	I do. I think. No one has complained. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Darcy agrees and Darcy also gives good hugs, so I'd believe it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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