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Tweak says, "Hey Moss-head!"

Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-06 21:33:00

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So. The Burger King: Smash or Pass?

[Filtered to: Audrey, Five, Diego Hargreeves]

'Sup Diego. I'm Darcy. A little birdie told me that you were going through a difficult time and were possibly in need of some cheering up, so I thought I would offer my services as a Fun Stranger to get you absolutely plastered, if you so desired.

It's okay to say no. I understand that this is: 1) weird; and 2) sudden. But I believe in saying "Fuck it" often and at high volumes, though I try not to be an emotional terrorist about it. HMU if you're down.

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	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:01 am UTC (link)
	The masks gives me the heebie-jeebies. Gonna have to pass. The Hamburgler. Smash or pass? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Pass. His head is too weird. Can't imagine it in tight spaces. Sweetums from the Muppet Show. Smash or Pass? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh, good point! Smash for sure. They don't call him Sweetums for nothin'. Lola Bunny. Smash or Pass? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:08 am UTC (link)
	It's the mouth. And the nose. OH, SMASH ALL THE WAY. SMASH ALL DAY EVERY DAY. There's no way she wasn't meant to induce Sexual Awakenings. Threesome with Roger and Jessica Rabbit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I was totally gonna say WHAT DAT NOSE DO? Oh, super smash Roger and Jessica. Roger is a total angel. He'd treat you real good. And he's funny which is always a plus. Cousin Itt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Smash. His wife looked awful satisfied. Zeus, of Greek Mythology fame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Hm. Pass. I don't want to invoke the wrath of Hera. Bad things always happen to people who do that. And he's too Granddaddy to make it worth the risk. From my own spank bank: Venom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:30 am UTC (link)
	... Why is that so sexual? I'm not complaining in the least, just curious. Smash. Smash hard. And enjoy every second. My BFF Thor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I'd rather cuddle with Thor? So like half-smash? The Hound from Game of Thrones (book or show). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 05:54 am UTC (link)
	That's acceptable. He is an excellent snuggler, I highly suggest it. I'm going to have to pass. I think he'd be a decent smash, but you know he doesn't bathe often and I am not about that smegma life. My namesake, Mr Darcy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theghostking 2019-09-07 05:21 am UTC (link)
	~~what the~~ ~~hes a j~~ his wife gets crazy ~~jelus~~ jealous just pass on him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-07 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Super passed. Don't worry, I won't smash your uncle. I have better taste. And self-preservation! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)