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Cptn Deadpool. No, just Deadpool. (breakthe4thwall) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-03-13 16:10:00

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Just when you thought things couldn't get weirder...

Surprise

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	detonations 2021-03-13 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Most people are dumb. She's clearly superior. I guess... They're around too. So that's the motley crew that's hanging around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	breakthe4thwall 2021-03-13 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Superior? She's not even on par with me. Not close to my knowledge, doesn't have her own movie yet, though... her ass might look better in spandex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detonations 2021-03-13 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Please, your own movie isn't even your own. ~~Oh god I'm doing it now too~~ Her everything looks better in spandex, you tool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	breakthe4thwall 2021-03-13 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	True, the writers deserve all the credit. And of course, Ryan Reynolds superior acting talent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detonations 2021-03-13 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	I need a psychic to lobotomise you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	breakthe4thwall 2021-03-13 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, can it be Betsy? Or Jean? I'd rather not have McAvoy or Stewart in my head, thank you very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detonations 2021-03-13 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	... I think the only one around is Emma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	breakthe4thwall 2021-03-13 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Gerat... can't remember right off if she likes me or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detonations 2021-03-13 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'd always go with not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	breakthe4thwall 2021-03-13 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Extra ammo, just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detonations 2021-03-13 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	That would totally go well. Kill ... I dunno, this place's X-Men leader? I can't tell if her or Storm are their leader. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	breakthe4thwall 2021-03-13 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I only kill the bad guys. Friends... associates... I only kneecap. If necessary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detonations 2021-03-13 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I guess if she does lobotomise you we could keep you in the spare room as you dribble on yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	breakthe4thwall 2021-03-13 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	That's what the unicorn is for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detonations 2021-03-13 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	I thought that was your wank bank. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	breakthe4thwall 2021-03-13 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, the dribbling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detonations 2021-03-13 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus, I did not need to miss that reference and then have it explained. I'm going to bleach my eyeballs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	breakthe4thwall 2021-03-13 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	But... you asked about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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