InsaneJournal

As much fun as I would have had restocking my suit collection, I somehow managed to luck out with my entire wardrobe showing up up in my closet over the weekend. It's nice to feel more like myself again.

Instead, I'll get to work on restocking my wine collection. Maybe it won't disappear as quickly since my friend Mozzie isn't here to drink it all.

[SHERLOCK HOLMES]

Hello, my name is Neal Caffrey, and I'm a BIG fan I was curious if you planned to open or already had opened an agency here. Rumor has it that you're the best in the business, and I'd be interested in consulting with you on occasion if the need arises.

I have previous consulting experience with a law enforcement agency in my home world, and my record might even rival yours, if I may be so bold. My case expertise in is white collar crimes such as theft, forgeries of all sorts, code-breaking, the arts, and many other areas that I could touch on a later date. I'd understand that you may not trust my own word for my skills, so I'm open to a test or trial run, if you're interested. Thank you for your time.