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Neal Caffrey (ihaveabadge) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-02-16 14:44:00

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active: lizzie mcguire, active: neal caffrey, active: tony stark

As much fun as I would have had restocking my suit collection, I somehow managed to luck out with my entire wardrobe showing up up in my closet over the weekend. It's nice to feel more like myself again.

Instead, I'll get to work on restocking my wine collection. Maybe it won't disappear as quickly since my friend Mozzie isn't here to drink it all.

[SHERLOCK HOLMES]

Hello, my name is Neal Caffrey, and ~~I'm a BIG fan~~ I was curious if you planned to open or already had opened an agency here. Rumor has it that you're the best in the business, and I'd be interested in consulting with you on occasion if the need arises.

I have previous consulting experience with a law enforcement agency in my home world, and my record might even rival yours, if I may be so bold. My case expertise in is white collar crimes such as theft, forgeries of all sorts, code-breaking, the arts, and many other areas that I could touch on a later date. I'd understand that you may not trust my own word for my skills, so I'm open to a test or trial run, if you're interested. Thank you for your time.

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	aloneholmes 2021-02-17 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Certainly more fun than what has transpired here of late. It's a pleasure to meet you, Neal. But now I am curious as to how you deduced my name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihaveabadge 2021-02-17 01:26 am UTC (link)
	You're not at all wrong about that. You too. I believe we may have a mutual friend, and she recently mentioned staying with you and your brother during the ordeal of the last couple of weeks - Elizabeth Bennet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aloneholmes 2021-02-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
	Well, any friend of Lizzy's must be worthy of knowing. I'm fond of her and the way she handles my brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ihaveabadge
2021-02-17 02:10 am UTC (link)

She seemed fond of you too and highly amused by your brother. Speaking of, I've actually reached out to Sherlock about the possibility of consulting if he happens to take up any cases while here, if my services might be needed, of course. It wasn't that long ago that I was tracking down leads and clues in this very city with my partner. Well, the real world version of this city.

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	aloneholmes 2021-02-17 02:40 am UTC (link)
	~~You should see them together.~~ I am sure he will answer you promptly. As to whether he will accept the help or not? I can not say. ~~It certainly would not kill him to learn to work closely with others.~~ Are you a detective as well, Neal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ihaveabadge
2021-02-17 02:53 am UTC (link)

I would understand if he decides not to accept the help. I steer on the side of working with those I know and trust most of the time.

~~Heh~~. Not exactly. I was a consultant to a law enforcement agency due to my expertise in various areas. You already know about one of them, but I've skills in a handful of other areas too: the arts and antiquities, safe-cracking, forgeries, among others.

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