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Neal Caffrey (ihaveabadge) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-02-16 14:44:00

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active: lizzie mcguire, active: neal caffrey, active: tony stark

As much fun as I would have had restocking my suit collection, I somehow managed to luck out with my entire wardrobe showing up up in my closet over the weekend. It's nice to feel more like myself again.

Instead, I'll get to work on restocking my wine collection. Maybe it won't disappear as quickly since my friend Mozzie isn't here to drink it all.

[SHERLOCK HOLMES]

Hello, my name is Neal Caffrey, and ~~I'm a BIG fan~~ I was curious if you planned to open or already had opened an agency here. Rumor has it that you're the best in the business, and I'd be interested in consulting with you on occasion if the need arises.

I have previous consulting experience with a law enforcement agency in my home world, and my record might even rival yours, if I may be so bold. My case expertise in is white collar crimes such as theft, forgeries of all sorts, code-breaking, the arts, and many other areas that I could touch on a later date. I'd understand that you may not trust my own word for my skills, so I'm open to a test or trial run, if you're interested. Thank you for your time.

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	ihaveabadge 2021-02-16 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Hypotheticals and theorizing can be fun mind exercises sometimes. Or, say when I told you at first my name was Nick? I've had a handful of aliases over the years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outfit_repeater 2021-02-16 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you were having an identity crisis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihaveabadge 2021-02-16 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	It's kinda amazing that I haven't developed one after all this time, but nah. Just testing the waters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outfit_repeater 2021-02-16 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	So who is Mozzie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihaveabadge 2021-02-17 12:01 am UTC (link)
	My best friend back home. Instead of using his own wine collection, which is pretty extensive on its own, he pilfers from mine instead. He can be a little... eccentric. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outfit_repeater 2021-02-17 12:04 am UTC (link)
	He sounds fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihaveabadge 2021-02-17 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Exasperating and fun are often a very fine line when it comes to Mozzie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outfit_repeater 2021-02-17 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like a real bestie! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihaveabadge 2021-02-17 12:20 am UTC (link)
	That he is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outfit_repeater 2021-02-17 12:24 am UTC (link)
	I hope he comes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihaveabadge 2021-02-17 01:02 am UTC (link)
	I've gone back and forth. This place would either be his conspiracy theory dream come true, or he'd hole up in a safehouse somewhere and never be seen again. Each option is about 50/50. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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