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Tweak says, "shika, shika, bang bang!!!"

Nᴀᴛʜᴀɴ (bartonesque) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-02-16 18:54:00

Entry tags:

active: clint barton, active: laura howlett, active: lila barton, active: morgan stark, active: nathaniel barton, active: tony stark

[DAD]

So like I know I'm grounded forever but... I just got a note about going to Uncle Tony's farm, and it feels like something I should totally do. Y'know, like an assignment for my GED or something.

Which.... y'know, is important and... means I can... break my grounding to specifically go straight to the farm? Right? Please?

[added later]

Holy shit sticks, Lila, the horses are here.

Sorry Uncle Tony but there are more mouths at the farm! Our chicken coop showed up, and Blitzen and Prancer, ~~and that fucking rooster, but I think we're far enough away~~ and there are more goats!

So Tor is okay with goats but is less okay with horses and crap, is there even a stables here for the horses???

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	bartonesque 2021-02-16 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Does.... Does Bruce not like goats? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2021-02-16 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	He insists one doesn't like him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-02-16 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I think that's more a Bruce thing... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sevenphds 2021-02-16 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Bruce loves goats. But the little brown one. He's shifty. Keeps giving me that look. He has it out for me and he's just waiting till my back is turned to eat my pants, I know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-02-16 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	I think you should just wear two sets of pants and if it happens, let it happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sevenphds 2021-02-16 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Nate, do you have any idea how many pairs of pants I've gone through over the last several years?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-02-16 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Why haven't you just switched to lycra already? Or made expanding pants? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sevenphds 2021-02-16 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	To be fair, we've tried lycra? Didn't really work. Expanding is something we were working on when shit hit the fan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonesque 2021-02-16 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Okay what about, if not bringing two sets of pants, bringing something else to distract the goat from your pants? Like a t-shirt or something? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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