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damon salvatore; eternal stud (niceish) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-02-15 14:53:00

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Well, who doesn't love a Valentine's Day to top off nearly getting overwhelmed by monsters?

ENZO

Hey, brother. Need to ask a favor. If you're up for it.

MORGAN

Hey, not!niece. My other kid is here. You wanna test out your future drunk aunt skills around him?

YENNEFER

Bring the unnecessarily tall one over. My other kid's shown up. You should meet him.

ANGEL

Hey, Elena asked me to contact you. You're coming over, our other kid is here. Wants you to meet him. Don't eat him. I'll take it personally.

JOAN

Got some spare time? Our other kid is here. You should meet him.

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	It's a very redeeming quality she has. Arthur has been raving about his extended playdate with the baby. Too bad, dad. You're gonna have to get used to it. What's your sons name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	He was good company. He'll get along with my son. He's three. Thinks he's ten. Dunno where he gets that from. I know. I've got princess parties in my future. Grayson. We call him Gray. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	I can't begin to imagine where he'd get it from. So many. With tiaras and dresses and tea cups. Arthur is making Gray a welcome to Goodland card, so we might be somewhere between 30 minutes to one hour away depending on the artistic detail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Mystery~ Can't wait to wear my first tiara. Perfect. Good kid. Gets it from his mom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I find it very surprising that you haven't already worn at least one tiara. I can't take all the credit, I had a fair amount of help, but thanks. It is the dream to not raise a hellion. Or serial killer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. You know, might've at least once at Mardi Gras a time or two. Same here. She's gonna keep our kids from ending up either of those things like dear ol' dad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Your princess practise during a drinking festival is kind of on point. I have a small head start, given he likes to hang out at the police station I consult at. He might head in the catch them direction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Who knew it'd be for a baby? Never thought it would be back in my vampire days. Pretty ideal. Used to do some of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	It's not always entirely possible to foresee what we'll end up with. Least of all before we get there. Police consulting? In what century? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I can see why Elena likes you. That's a compliment, by the way. Recent history. For me. Helped an old friend close a bunch of her cases. Spoiler alert, the murderer tended to be me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Kind of you to say. You're just going to have uplifting women surrounding you now. Is that really closing cases if you are the murderer? I'm absolutely sure that's 'inserting yourself into the investigation', not 'police consulting'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. Not what I deserve, but I'll take it. I'm not an idiot. Nice catch. It gave her closure. She needed it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	That is the beauty of it, you don't get to decide what you deserve. I'm not a police consultant for my good looks you know. I suppose I can understand that. It's not like 'vampire killer' is really going to come across her theories. Although I'm sure if would've with my partner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. We don't. You'd be surprised. She knew what the town was about, just didn't know most of it was me. At least, in the beginning. I got reformed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	A lot of my moral and ethical judgements are largely put aside in this place. But I'm mostly sure you're telling the truth because I don't believe Elena would be with you otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	She would. But. That was a lifetime ago. I'm not that person anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Damon, we'll need to have a talk about what stories you're allowed to tell my son, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, my kids are never gonna know my murdering ways. Not gonna go telling yours either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Wonderful, because suspecting one guardian of murder is enough. Although feel free to regale him with sanitised stories of history. He's not going to get first person accounts anywhere else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon niceish 2021-02-15 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	In my defense, I was a soulless vampire. It's called a coping mechanism. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joan \| damon deduce 2021-02-15 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	You probably get a pass on that. (Reply to this) (Parent)