Posts Tagged: 'joel'

Jun. 22nd, 2016


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I'd like to arrange a meeting with the Man Upstairs so we can discuss this so-called 'luck' power I'm supposed to have. Because these past two months have been just about anything but lucky.

But hey, here's a toast to fresh starts.

Jun. 19th, 2016


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Sarah sprung a surprise father's day party on me. Just me, her, an' the dog she thought I didn't know about until today.

Jun. 11th, 2016


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I'm being subjected to a movie about a talking rabbit.

May. 22nd, 2016


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My psychiatrist says it's stress, and he wants to put me back on medication. I have an appointment with him on Monday. I'm glad the semester is nearly over.


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As far as weekends go, I haven't had one as crappy as this in a while. I got in a little trouble with the law.

I'm not crazy, I know what's happening to me. But for the time being, it's in my favor that I pretend I'm going through some nervous breakdown.

May. 17th, 2016


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Call to Neena's phone, hangs up before leaving a message

May. 1st, 2016


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So I ain't dead.

Apr. 20th, 2016


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Uh hi I'm Sarah Joel's kid and uh this big guy broke into our house and dad's in the hospital. He hasn't woken up yet but I wanted people to know.

Apr. 9th, 2016


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I did a dad joke on accident and I think my kid wants to disown me.

Apr. 4th, 2016


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From this day hence, I wish to be called Doctor.

Not 'Dr Smith', or 'Dr John'.

Just Doctor.

Apr. 3rd, 2016


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I don't know what the bloody hell was going on the other day, but it wasn't my fault. Couldn't tell a lie to save my life, so I figured it were best to just stay in my office and catch up on some paperwork while the scum of London stayed quiet. If you're going to barge into my kingdom and ask me bloody stupid questions that you really don't want a truthful answer to, then it's your own fault for not liking my response.

Same goes for the idiot plonk who asked if we thought she looked good in her uniform. No, MET uniforms aren't designed for you to look good in them. You're not here to flirt with the scum, you're here to nick them. Don't go crying about it in the bogs and saying I'm picking on you.

The Super can shove his mandatory sensitivity training up his arse!

Mar. 1st, 2016


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[Text Message to Joel]

>> Hey Texas, you're never going to guess what appeared in my garage tonight

Feb. 17th, 2016


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You ever... feel like someone in your life should be a ghost and someone you've never met should be in your life?

Feb. 8th, 2016


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Christ. It actually got worse. How is it possible to be this pale and actually still be ALIVE? I think my eyes are changing color, too.

I had to put on cover up just to hit up the store today. Otherwise people would've been looking at me like I was some adult Emo Kid or some shit. I definitely don't need this in my life.

Warning: Some mentions of blood and medical stuff in the comments

Feb. 2nd, 2016


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97 more school days before the end of the term. Yes, I'm counting, wouldn't you?

The next student who asks me a question that was clearly answered in my syllabus, I'm handing them an automatic fail. I've given them fair warning.

Jan. 29th, 2016


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OOC Note: Neena's skin is lightening due to her memories. She pretty much looks like she's got a constant flu or something.

Woke up from a nap and Christ I look like hell. I even feel like it, what the hell was I drinking? I mean it smells like the last of the pumpkin spice coffee but I doubt that's all that was in it. It's an all new low when you can't even remember what liquor you put in your own cup.

It doesn't even feel like a hangover. Maybe I caught the flu or something. That's just great.

Is it too early to be pregnant--

Jan. 24th, 2016


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Txt to Neena


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>> Busy tonight?

Jan. 3rd, 2016


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Best part of Christmas is watching the kid do the unwrapping.

Dec. 7th, 2015


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txt to Neena


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>> I was wondering if you wanted to get dinner sometime

Oct. 5th, 2015


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Ever meet someone and can't stop thinkin' about them?

Sep. 24th, 2015


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Hey Science Teams, you're doing awesome!

They made a pretty big breakthrough today, we're one step closer to finding a way to target all those nasty little cancer cells before they become big problems.

So hey, party time. I just set up a big bouncy castle over on the Stark grounds and you're all invited. Bouncy Castle fun always escalates so I went ahead and set up a barbecue, too. Because hey, why not? Consider it a mini pop-up carnival, if you will. And I will. I'm getting face painters. Maybe we'll find someone who can make that fried dough stuff.