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I've been noticing something, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. And it's something I would like to get to the bottom of.

But does anyone else feel like they've been living two lives?

I just saw a news report that part of the thames froze this morning...
Oh shit oh shit

Strange, isn't it?

I was hit by a car on the way to picking up my boss's breakfast. My arm broke, but I set it and it repaired itself.

All my scars are gone too.

I just accidentally cut my desk in half. It's a good thing I didn't cut my own hand off. People should really stop leaving their laser swords places they don't belong.

Helen has crossed us for the last time.

Neena

It's arrived.

This is the second time this week that I got my tea hot only to come back and it was cold. But I swear I'd only gotten in a few minutes earlier.

I also swear I saw rocks moving like trolls but that's just

I almost wonder if it's worth trying out for football teams. The UK won't be going to the Olympics next year, but I suppose I should make a name for myself for the one after that. And the next World Cup.

You know, with my birthday coming up and everything, my daughter starts to get a little squirrely. She's plotting something. As long as she doesn't make me watch Jupiter Ascending again. I just don't get that damn movie. I think the chick falls in love with a dog man or something. Never been sure. Or that damn singing movie.

Actually while I'm on here, anyone know any good father/daughter activities? We used to go hiking a lot back in Texas. Kinda miss that.

Well, London, I hope you've missed me. I see the dinner parties haven't gotten any less dull in my absence. Though there was a rather delicious young man at the last one. He had the loveliest hands.