Shepherd University Messaging Board

Text to: Matt Darius
Text from: Lexie Morgan

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We need more parties.

( Private to Stephen Harper )

Sparklers, Tits, and Ass
Happy Birthday America!

That's my best attempt at marketing (What do you want I'm a biology major). Mostly because you aren't lucky enough to get preview pics of my tits, ass or sparklers. Instead, you'll have to come down to Sapphire this weekend to properly view and celebrate the 4th.

Also, and I know this is possibly the worlds worst segway but don't judge. Need any last Special Olympics Volunteer forms in ASAP. It's going to be Ah-Maz-Ing. Promise.

( Private Message to Thalia )

( Delivered by the Frat's Servita to Claire Beaumont Or as it was described 'This Bitch I know' )

Attempt to hold off eating these pieces of red velvet heaven until Friday failed miserably. Sometimes, you just need some fucking cake.



I may need to have my stomach pumped.


Today's Music You've Probably Never Heard But Need To selection is: Meet Me in the Alleyway, by Steve Earle. Enjoy.