Shepherd University Messaging Board

( Text to Eliina )

A few members of the debate club will be absent from their classes tomorrow. Please excuse them, as they will be accompanying me to DC. I will send the appropriate paperwork around to academically excuse them. All students will return to their classes Monday morning. If they do not, please contact me so we can resolve the issue.

( Text to Hayley )

( Text to Taylor )

( Spoiler for US/Germany )

To my Cad-lab students: normally I don't mind sharing my smell-salve with you when your masks are not enough, but it is of the utmost importance that I do not run out this term. Please make your own- it's a very easy recipe. A small tub of vaseline and the essential oil of your choice.

And as a side note, the student art on campus is much more creative than when I was an undergrad. Mr. Mansfield, I had no idea you were modeling for the art department. Or that you had a sense of humor

text to: Eliina Luvic
text from: Hayley McCormack

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Rumor has it this soon-to-be reporter and her fellow professional arguers will be within confrontation's distance with a certain spray-tanned Speaker of the House and his turtle-faced bosom buddy. Any requests?

[Daph]

No shenanigans without me.