atypicalsnowman (atypicalsnowman) wrote in severus_sighs, @ 2011-09-30 06:54:00 |
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Entry tags: | challenge, event: anniversary 2011, member: atypicalsnowman, pairing: severus/harry, rating: pg |
Walk Softly by atypicalsnowman
Title: Walk Softly
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry!
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200~
Warnings: Teh snark?
Summary: Don't approach Severus in a full-on snit.
A/N: Prompt: the super secret bridezilla prompt! Thanks to lovetoseverus for the beta.
"Lilies?" Severus shouted. "Lilies! Do you have any idea how inappropriate this is?" He waved the offending flowers in front of the florist's face and then threw them at his head. "Take them back!"
The florist fled, leaving Harry alone with his fiance.
"Er, Severus..." he said cautiously. Severus in full-on snit mode was terrifying indeed. "Is there something wrong?"
Taking a deep breath, Severus turned and said, "No, not anything that can't be corrected. Perhaps I'll use spleen of idiot in my next potion!" he shouted in the direction of the fleeing florist.
"Yes, but, um..." Harry considered how to word this so he wouldn't be murdered on the spot. "I'm concerned. You've been a bit..." Harry nearly stopped when Severus raised an eyebrow, but he reminded himself he was put in Gryffindor for a reason. "A bit...mad, really, about the wedding. Anything I can do to help?"
Instead of being angry, Severus deflated. "I never thought I'd be married, Potter. Certainly not to someone I'm actually...quite taken with." Harry smiled, knowing what Severus wasn't saying. "I simply want everything to be perfect."
Harry nodded. "Okay. It will be, then. I'll just leave you to it." He kissed him and left.
"The cake is Sherbet Lemon?" he heard a moment later. "Sherbet Lemon! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?"
Harry paused, then decided being a Gryffindor didn't mean he had a death wish, and went the way of the florist.