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Tweak says, "I'm personality number 7"

proteus_lives (proteus_lives) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-09-19 23:33:00

Current location:	Outer Dark
Entry tags:	char: ant-man/wasp/hank pym, char: edwin jarvis, char: jocasta, group: avengers, publisher: marvel comics, title: mighty avengers

So, you thought Pym/Jocasta couldn't get any creepier? You thought wrong!
Greetings True Believers! I bring you two scans from The Mighty Avengers #29. Well, we've seen some creepy moments from Hank Pym and Jocasta but this may take the cake. That and Jarvis almost loses his shit below the cut. Enjoy!

LOL at Jarvis! He's an Alpha-Butler and even he can't contain the WTFness. And he's a British butler for Odin's sake! He's been trained since boyhood to walk past the most mind-boggling "Eyes Wide Shut" shit will little more than a "Very good, Sir."

Hey mods, can we start tagging posts yet?

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aaron_bourque
2009-09-20 08:55 am UTC (link)

ROBOTMAN (after sixteenth beer): That Jocasta chick was eff eye inn ee fine, totally tapped that, but damn if she didn't have too many issues with her grandfather. That's major-league screwed up, there. I could understand it if it was with her father, that's Ultron, gotta respect Ultron, he's the robot equivalent of David Bowie, except, you know, completely evil, not just aging British rocker evil. And it's still in the same species, not that robots have specieses, but you know. Jocasta having a weird hang-up on Ultron, that would at least be understandable, 'cause they're both robot. Sure, Ultron built Joey, built her to be his bride, but she's not fixated on Ultron, she's stuck on Hank Pym. The guy who made the guy who made her. And . . . he's human! I don't have a problem with meatbags, always good for a laugh, meatbags, but that's several kinds of crazy there. She's a robot . . . with a thing for a human . . . and not just any human, but the guy who made the guy who made her! I don't even want to open the can of expired lubricant that is. That. That is. That. Is that. That is that. Bitches, man. Can't believe 'em sometimes. I'm better off without her. I miss her so much.

::indecipherable bawling::

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	crinosg 2009-09-20 10:48 am UTC (link)
	Bah, I can sum up Aaron's feelings a bit more eloquently: "Stay away from our women! You got metal fever boy! Metal fever!" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kingrockwell 2009-09-20 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Now now, don't get your Nextwave mixed up with your Doom Patrol! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shanejayell 2009-09-20 10:56 am UTC (link)
	LOL I was just about to mention it's Machine Man, not Robot Man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kingrockwell 2009-09-20 10:59 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't going to (we all knew he meant Machine Man, after all), but then I saw him get on someone's case over a typo, so I figured turnabout's fair play. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aaron_bourque 2009-09-21 01:54 am UTC (link)
	That's how drunk he is, he's forgotten his own name. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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