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Tweak says, "What, and YOU'RE so smart?"

cyberghostface (cyberghostface) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-24 15:20:00

Entry tags:

char: joker, char: robin/nightwing/dick grayson, in-joke: crack, title: superdictionary

Superdictionary: Please

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	darklorelei 2009-08-24 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	...oh dear! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sherkahn 2009-08-24 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	Anyone know how Robin keeps his legs so smooth? I got to know his secret! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-24 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Aside from the horomone blockers in all his meals. Bruce paid for artifical glands to be inserted which secret traces of Immac every few hours... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blake_reitz 2009-08-24 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Bat-nair. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	surlytmpl 2009-08-24 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Batzilian Wax. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	parsimonia 2009-08-25 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Let's see what options haven't been mentioned yet...Bat-laser hair removal, Bat-epilator... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2009-08-25 06:27 am UTC (link)
	In some versions, he's actually wearing pants-length tights. Flesh-colored tights, apparently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	schmevil 2009-08-26 12:07 am UTC (link)
	But why? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2009-08-24 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Insert joke about Robin "pleasing" the Joker in order to be released here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-24 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	To give this it's due, it's a fairly effective piece of binding there. Minimal leverage for Robin, maximum exposure, easy to flip him around... something tells me tickling might be involved in this somewhere... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-08-24 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, but if he let his arms go slack, he'd be flopping on the floor or near enough. I don't think the two anchors are quite far enough away. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2009-08-24 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm, let's see here. Superdictionary, slash subtext, Robin in bondage... Why of course. I must be at Scans Daily! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	janegray 2009-08-24 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	puts on "We Are the Champions" :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	parsimonia 2009-08-25 02:05 am UTC (link)
	XD (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sinisterlink 2009-08-24 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Joker: It PLEASES me to use bondage on boy wonders. It makes me feel good ~~in my pants~~. (Reply to this)

	icon_uk 2009-08-24 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it pleases me too. (Though that's a particularly uncomfortable looking pose for Robin) Actually, I think Alfred would be so VERY pleased that Dick is remaining polite when tied up like that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	perletwo 2009-08-24 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	This post pleases icon_uk. This post gives icon_uk pleasure. Looking at the picture in this post gives icon_uk tingly feelings in his naughty bits. And that's ~~terrible~~ Superdictionary! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	04nbod 2009-08-24 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	IconUk is the joker, his secret is revealed! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-24 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	But I don't even OWN a crowbar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	04nbod 2009-08-24 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	not anymore, the evidence had to go! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-24 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Nah... The Joker would have had it set in perspex to use as a paperweight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2009-08-25 06:49 am UTC (link)
	and engraved with "WHOSOEVER PULLETH OUT..." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	taggerung301 2009-08-24 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	looks like Joker broke his jaw while he was getting Robin into those chains (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dejadrew 2009-08-25 01:36 am UTC (link)
	Nah, the Joker can unhinge his jaw at will. Like a snake! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swingbound.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 03:15 am UTC (link)
	The idea that he can do that is both horrifying and hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2009-08-25 06:53 am UTC (link)
	What's horrifying is when you trace and reconstruct the skull that version of the Joker would have to have. We're talking deep in the uncanny valley. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	zordboy 2009-08-25 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, really, the only response to "It will make me feel good" is that, isn't that what tying up Robin is all about? And it's so sweet that rather than issue threats, Dick is politely asking Joker to let him go. Aww. (Reply to this)

	jlroberson 2009-08-25 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Was this a kid's book or a Tijuana Bible? Gaw. (Reply to this)