InsaneJournal

Today we salute you, Cobra Commander!
MISTER I'M SO EVIL I KICK CUTE PUPPIES GUY!

You're a man of many evil deeds.
Not simply content with you're ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
No, you make it your utter goal in life to be a rat bastard to everyone. On every day, especially former employees.




OW THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!

Nothing is sacred in you're hunger to quench that evil thrist. Not even gunning down you're own son.




I CANNOT BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT!

Because quite simply, wearing a hood and a giant cobra symbol isn't enough to prove just how twisted you are. No, you have to dump enemies into a dungeon with the intent of never feeding or freeing them.




IT's REALLY A SUB-CELLAR!

So, crack open a nice cold one oh sultan of terror. No doubt it was money stolen from some fifteen year olds you promised to buy liquor for. Because tommorrow brings about another fowl deed to unleash upon a hapless soul.
MISTER CO-BRA LA LA LA GUY!!