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sherkahn (sherkahn) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-04 06:57:00

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char: bullseye/hawkeye, char: deadpool/wade wilson, series: real men of genius week

Real Men of Genius Week - Wade Wilson Part 1
Scans_Daily presents, Real Men of Genius week.
(***with nods to Proteus_Lives***)

Real Men of Genius......

Today, we salute you, Deadpool.

Mr. Merc With A Mouth

You bring a monster truck to a bazooka duel
because you felt the fight needed more awesome sauce.

*chorus* Standing still is for sissies

You see a rocket coming at you in your rearview mirror,
but instead of making another Hollywood cliche about getting out of the car just as it explodes into a flaming inferno,
you slam the brakes and face certain death.

Turn and BUUUURNNNN!!

In one window, out the other. Projectiles just pass through you, like most common sense.

Mayhem and madness, comin' THRUUUUU!

So sit back in your transport-of-terror and enjoy a tailgate party on us, Deadpool.
For a Merc-with-a-Mouth, you didn't have to say a word to remain awesome with us.

Mr. Merc-With-A-Mouth guy

For our international friends, here is a sample, so you can sing along.

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	gargoylekitty 2009-08-04 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	Huh, I didn't know it was an ad on television as well. I'd only ever heard them over the radio. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	comicoz 2009-08-04 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Off that YouTube link, you can find any number of interviews the guys have done (the singer is/was Survivor's lead singer!) where they mock the interviewers/their show/the cameraman, etc. I know this since yesterday I had to find the "Real Men of Genius" chorus as we were doing them around the office after reading that Deadshot one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	selenesue 2009-08-04 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	The Bud Light people need to film this. Right now. (Reply to this)

	taggerung301 2009-08-04 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	deadpool <3 (Reply to this)

	pensive1 2009-08-04 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Turn and BUUUURNNNN!! I'm going to go ahead and award you all five internets. This is the best post in the history of S_D 2.0! (Reply to this)

	Real Men of Genius former_callixte 2009-08-04 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	I must have missed the post declaring this Real Men of Genius week. But this is an awesome topic. And who can beat Deadpool! I love these commercials. (I think Mr bad dancer is my favorite real Real Men of Genius ad.) Now I'm going to have to look all those ads up on youtube. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Real Men of Genius brandiweed.livejournal.com 2009-08-04 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think they've ever topped "Mr. Edible Underwear Maker": "And nothing says, 'I want you' like a mouthful of underpants ♫ Iwaanchoo mmbabyf ♫ ..." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Real Men of Genius yotsuba123 2009-08-05 11:13 am UTC (link)
	"Who's in the house? Some guy that can't dance." It's my favorite too. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Real Men of Genius

former_callixte
2009-08-05 01:40 pm UTC (link)

I finally looked it up on YouTube. They changed some of the lyrics to be more PC--it used to be something like: No one can tell if you are dancing or having a seizure...(call me a doctor)... Now it is: No one can tell if you are dancing or if you have fleas. Eh, I guess both are okay.

But now I saw the Silent Gas Passer for the first time. That one is awesome too. LOL! I had a roommate who would always stop into my room to talk to me just to drop a silent killer and then leave.

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	tanetris 2009-08-04 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	I love you a lot. More than one person should love another without personally knowing each other. (Reply to this)

	My ears are burning! proteus_lives 2009-08-05 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Great song and post! Glad I could help! ;-) (Reply to this)

	lbd_nytetrayn 2009-08-05 04:52 am UTC (link)
	This is stupendous. If only we had someone to sing this against the background music, with the panels going by on a video... --LBD "Nytetrayn" (Reply to this)

	v_various 2009-08-05 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Thaaaaat was amazing, I want a deadpool trade now. (Reply to this)

	persoconchii 2009-08-06 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	this post needs a "holy shit, do want, LIIIIIKE!!!" button. That makes fireworks go off (Reply to this)