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Today, we salute you, Deadshot.

Mr. I'll-try-anything-guy!

You are confronted by THE six foot tall amazonian goddess,
Giggity giggity GOOOOOO!

She promises to make sure you never die from testicular cancer if you fire your gun at her.
*chorus* Tie me up with your lasso!!!



And where other men would sag away and falter, you decide to pop your load.

Happiness is a warm GUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

So crack open a can of butt kick and pop a cap in that ass,
Because you may not always kill what you aim for, you hit all the marks with us.

Mr. Secret-Six_sharpshooter-guy!


*edit* For our international friends, here is a sample, so you can sing along.