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sherkahn (sherkahn) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-03 08:53:00

Current music:	Real Men of Genius
Entry tags:	char: deadshot/floyd lawton, char: wonder woman/diana of themyscira, series: real men of genius week

Real Men of Genius Week - Floyd Lawton
Scans_Daily presents, Real Men of Genius week.
(***with nods to previous posters***)

Real Men of Genius......

Today, we salute you, Deadshot.

Mr. I'll-try-anything-guy!

You are confronted by THE six foot tall amazonian goddess,

Giggity giggity GOOOOOO!

She promises to make sure you never die from testicular cancer if you fire your gun at her.

*chorus* Tie me up with your lasso!!!

And where other men would sag away and falter, you decide to pop your load.

Happiness is a warm GUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

So crack open a can of butt kick and pop a cap in that ass,
Because you may not always kill what you aim for, you hit all the marks with us.

Mr. Secret-Six_sharpshooter-guy!

*edit* For our international friends, here is a sample, so you can sing along.

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	(Anonymous) 2009-08-03 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Well played sir :-) (Reply to this)

	gypsydavy 2009-08-03 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Hurrah! You've made my day! :-D (Reply to this)

	ulf_boehnke 2009-08-03 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Just to be nitpicky, he can only become a castrati if she travels back in time and does it before he enters puberty. Sounds like a rejected silver age plot. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-03 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Actually he can only become a castrato if she does that, castrati is the plural. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ulf_boehnke 2009-08-03 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Well, Wondy made the mistake first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lieut_kettch 2009-08-04 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Well, she's Greek, not Italian. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	silicone_soul 2009-08-03 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps she will clone him first? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grazzt 2009-08-03 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	The All-Deadshot Choir does need sopranos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-08-03 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Talk about shooting blanks... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jlroberson 2009-08-04 08:39 am UTC (link)
	No, she was saying that not only shall she remove his balls but divide him into many ball-less parts. Hey, she'll break a dude's neck just for looking too much like Sam Neill. I wouldn't fuck with her... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	01d55 2009-08-03 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Castrati as in "one of the" - she's got a special choir of castrati who shot at her. So far, they've only publicly performed once: at Max Lord's funeral. True story. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hybrid2 2009-08-03 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gona laugh a while. Thanks.I needed that. (Reply to this)

	thebigapricot 2009-08-03 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	This was great. Thanks. (Reply to this)

	scottyquick 2009-08-03 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I never got that cover. Why is Scandal mad at Deadshot? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sherkahn 2009-08-03 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	The usual. Deadshot says something inappropriate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bariman1987 2009-08-04 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	Why not? Scandal punches Deadshot when she hasn't seen him for a while, because she knows he's done something to deserve it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	comicoz 2009-08-03 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	applause Very good! And well needed after today at work. (Reply to this)

	gailsimone 2009-08-03 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Holy SHIT, thank you for reminding me why I loved Scans_Daily. That's why, right there! (Reply to this)

	sailorlibra 2009-08-03 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	And that was the end of Deadshot. You've thought he would have known better than to cross the only member of the Justice League who had ever been on trial for murder.* *Okay, not really, but still. It sort of counts. (Reply to this) (Thread)

Weeellll...

bariman1987
2009-08-04 01:39 am UTC (link)

Superman was put on trial by an intergalactic tribunal thing (at the Cyborg Superman's behest) for the destruction of Coast City, and it took Steel, Supergirl, Superboy, and the Alpha Centurion (Remember him? Anyone? Bueller?) to get him off.

Bruce Wayne (rather than Batman) was tried for the murder of Silver St. Cloud.

Green Lantern John Stewart was tried for the murder of Star Sapphire after she murdered his wife.

There are probably more but I can't think of any offhand.

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	Re: Weeellll... psychop_rex 2009-08-04 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Wait - Silver St. Cloud was MURDERED?! Aw, man, that sucks! She was the only one of Batman's girlfriends who was worth a damn, not counting Catwoman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Weeellll... bariman1987 2009-08-04 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	No, sorry, magus_69 was right, it was Vesper Fairchild. Silver's probably still around (and might by the other reporter lady I thought Vesper was). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Weeellll... psychop_rex 2009-08-04 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Whew, what a relief! Don't scare me like that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Weeellll... magus_69 2009-08-04 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Bruce Wayne (rather than Batman) was tried for the murder of Silver St. Cloud. Are you sure that you don't mean Vesper Fairchild? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Weeellll... bariman1987 2009-08-04 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	Right! Vesper Fairchild. I thought I might have been her, but then I thought Vesper was the other reporter lady who's been around recently. Because I couldn't take the three seconds to check on Wikipedia. facepalm (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thormonger 2009-08-04 03:44 am UTC (link)
	I'll add Barry Allen, who stood trial for killing the Reverse-Flash, to the list. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sir_razorback 2009-08-03 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	LOL!! That was inspired! Thank you! (Reply to this)

	billy_vagrant 2009-08-04 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh, man, I remember these ads! You totally hit the tone just right, too. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. (Reply to this)

	thormonger 2009-08-04 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant! (And I could hear it being sung in that style in my head.) (Reply to this)

	proteus_lives 2009-08-04 05:32 am UTC (link)
	That ruled and so do you! (Reply to this)

	balbaroy 2009-08-04 05:57 am UTC (link)
	I ... I love you. (Reply to this)

	psychop_rex 2009-08-04 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Wait - that's a REAL ad?! Budweiser does realize that what it's basically saying here is 'our product is the preferred beer for all overweight nitwits'? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	halloweenjack 2009-08-04 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't think that a bunch of guys yelling "WAZZZZZUP!" at each other (truly, one of the most irritating memes ever) would have been a sure-fire commercial hit, but there you go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychop_rex 2009-08-04 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	That's a point - these things tend to go more by memorability than by actual logic. Also, the dedicated customers of Budweiser are probably too busy scarfing down potato chips and yelling at the TV to get back to the football game in between prolonged belches to care about the commercial, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	autolychus2 2009-08-04 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I resemble that remark! LOL Enough of this chat, time to get back to the game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychop_rex 2009-08-04 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Case in point... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_octopusso248 2009-08-04 07:48 am UTC (link)
	This is beautiful. I would like to hang it in my room as art. (Reply to this)