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heartless guttersnipe (parsimonia) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-11-11 23:30:00

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char: lex luthor, title: superdictionary

Lex Luthor possesses two things in abundance
Okay, well, we already know he has forty cakes. And the other is...

I have such a love for this particular entry. I want to turn it into a motivational poster and frame it on my wall or something. Not that I'm secretly a supervillain or anything. *shifty eyes*

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	iluvpurplegoats 2009-11-12 05:53 am UTC (link)
	"I have an idea. I have a plan in mind. I shall bury my forty cakes in each of these individual holes that I have dug, and once they have gone completely stale I shall dig them up and force feed them to Superman and his pals, thus making them sick for weeks! Muhahahahahah!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	earthelemental 2009-11-12 08:18 am UTC (link)
	Forty cakes. That's a lot of Kryptonite icing! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	perletwo 2009-11-12 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	It's actually 40 Christmas fruitcakes, truly the deadliest weapon known to mankind! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-11-12 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, those craters he's walking by were actually caused by fruitcakes falling. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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