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heartless guttersnipe (parsimonia) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-11-11 23:30:00

Entry tags:

char: lex luthor, title: superdictionary

Lex Luthor possesses two things in abundance
Okay, well, we already know he has forty cakes. And the other is...

I have such a love for this particular entry. I want to turn it into a motivational poster and frame it on my wall or something. Not that I'm secretly a supervillain or anything. *shifty eyes*

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	jlroberson 2009-11-12 05:00 am UTC (link)
	It's the only thing he'd have room for after all those cakes. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	foxhack 2009-11-12 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Just wait until all those cakes go to his thighs... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-11-12 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Well he could aways sells his soul, for a sleeker fit body again. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthelemental 2009-11-12 08:14 am UTC (link)
	And then he could run for President and campaign that he stole those forty cakes back in the day in the interest of national security. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mugiwara 2009-11-12 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Since I learn here that Mojo Jojo was inspired by the Super Dictionary, I read every entry with his voice. And this is the one which suits him the best. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually said exactly the same thing in the cartoon. (Reply to this)

	thosefew 2009-11-12 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Given his surroundings, is this set during Salvation Run? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jarodrussell 2009-11-12 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Maybe! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	iluvpurplegoats 2009-11-12 05:53 am UTC (link)
	"I have an idea. I have a plan in mind. I shall bury my forty cakes in each of these individual holes that I have dug, and once they have gone completely stale I shall dig them up and force feed them to Superman and his pals, thus making them sick for weeks! Muhahahahahah!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	earthelemental 2009-11-12 08:18 am UTC (link)
	Forty cakes. That's a lot of Kryptonite icing! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	perletwo 2009-11-12 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	It's actually 40 Christmas fruitcakes, truly the deadliest weapon known to mankind! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-11-12 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, those craters he's walking by were actually caused by fruitcakes falling. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	zordboy 2009-11-12 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Hopefully one of those ideas is a plan to get off the weird planet with the holes in the dirt and the odd purple trees, eh Lex? (Reply to this)

	zordboy 2009-11-12 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh, and until somebody funnier than me comes up with something better... http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4568/lexc.jpg (Reply to this)

	magnetic_regina 2009-11-12 08:00 am UTC (link)
	He looks so happy! =D (Reply to this)

	psychop_rex 2009-11-12 09:54 am UTC (link)
	He's so PROUD of his idea, too! 'I have an idea! Yesssss! Lex Luthor is the KING of ideas! He never runs out! All hail me!' (Reply to this)

	sistermagpie 2009-11-12 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	I almost don't want to know what his ideas are for the cakes! Almost. (Reply to this)

	uadlika 2009-11-12 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	I can't get over the fact that his spandex-clad ass seems to be glowing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	zordboy 2009-11-12 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe Lex is so brilliant that, instead of a light bulb above his head, his ass glows? (Reply to this) (Parent)