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Sirius Black ([info]burnedbranches) wrote in [info]rooms,
@ 2014-07-20 23:07:00

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Entry tags:!harry potter, *journal, *log, harry potter, james potter, remus lupin, sirius black

Journal: Public - and lock to Marauders
Exactly what rules do I have to follow when I'm forcibly removed from my time period and thrust into a world where I have met an untimely demise and am forced to spend summer holidays at school. I'll need a list.

[Marauders]

If I don't get an answer in 13 minutes exactly we are blowing this place. Guess what I found.



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Re: Marauders
[info]heir
2014-07-21 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Therein lies you problem. Perhaps I can rig a version of the Cheering Charm to hit you with twice the punch.

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Re: Marauders
[info]howlinglupin
2014-07-21 08:17 pm UTC (link)
I'd still fold the socks!

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Re: Marauders
[info]heir
2014-07-21 08:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm willing to wager you would not.

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[Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-21 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Your son is living at my parents' house with my family's house elf.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 01:54 am UTC (link)
Come again?

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 05:25 am UTC (link)
I left it to him. Like a home. Which is kind of a shitty gift. He's somehow made peace with Kreacher.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 05:39 am UTC (link)
I've never even met Kreacher. This is ludicrous.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 05:46 am UTC (link)
Why the hell didn't I burn that godforsaken place to the ground?

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 05:55 am UTC (link)
Sirius, think of it this way. If Harry is mine and Evans', he's a halfblood. Imagine how much that would upset your mother, knowing he was there. Touching things.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 07:06 am UTC (link)
How can anyone make that place anything but what it was? No one should have to. The filth seeps out of the walls, James.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 07:08 am UTC (link)
Give the boy some credit. He has my blood and lust for life, and you know how good I am at taking over things.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 07:12 am UTC (link)
Plenty of credit is given. That isn't what I meant, I'm sure your spawn is perfect from head to toe. But if there is one place in the entire world that could depress even you, it's Number 12 Grimmauld Place.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 07:13 am UTC (link)
[Sigh.] Perhaps it's better with new drapes.

We can ask him if we can torch it. But then, what of Kreacher?

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 07:19 am UTC (link)
I can't believe that's all I left your child, what in the hell does that even mean?

He can burn in it for all I care. [tough guy, tough guy]

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 07:22 am UTC (link)
I don't know. It seems things went [...] quite downhill. I shouldn't expect it was your fault entirely, Padfoot.

Come off it. He can't help it.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 07:35 am UTC (link)
May have been a bit though.

Eugh. Go make friends with him then, apparently it's all the rage.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 07:44 am UTC (link)
You're sulking. Don't be a sulking prat, Sirius Horklump Black. I don't want to be the elf's friend. I just mean he's a House Elf, for Merlin's sake. Take some pity on the poor chap. Not everyone can head off to Hogwarts and break free of your mother's grasp.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 08:32 am UTC (link)
That's Mr. Sirius Horklump Black to you. I don't want to take any pity on him. But . And I mean BUT - before you lose your mind entirely and hit me upside the head calm down and close your mouth.

I don't want to take any pity on him, and I will not. Not today. But I understand why I ought to.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 08:40 am UTC (link)
You're impossible. [Book = closed.]

[Some time much later, as the day waned into orange and purple, James wandered down to the Grounds. He didn't need the Map to tell him where Sirius would be.

When he came in, he stood a moment, considering his mate thoughtfully, before making himself known. He bit into the shining apple in his hand and threw his arms out.] BOW DOWN.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 09:00 am UTC (link)
[The sound of apple biting and James Potter arriving was not nearly as monumental as some might think

Sirius continue to tweak at the back wheel of his motorbike for a moment.] Look at that darling, a wandering fool has arrived to pay homage to you.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 09:05 am UTC (link)
[Yes. Yes, it was.

James chucked his apple at the back of Sirius' (very fine) head.] Minerva, don't listen to the lies he tells you, just because he tightens your bolts. [He neared boy and bike, and leaned against the wall of the occupied stall.] Are you nearly done with your sulking? I'm getting peckish. Of course—[He sat down and retrieved his fallen, bruised apple. He cleaned it off with a simple charm. He took another bite. He spoke around the apple, as manners were for people who weren't only children with coddling parents.]—If you want to talk more, I'm happy to listen. Though I will warn you, my mouth might open.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 09:15 am UTC (link)
[Huff. Apple to the head. Huff huff huff.] I'm not sulking [said a very sulking voice.]

[A few more turns of a bolt and he turned to sit on the ground with his back against his lovely motorbike.]

Your mouth is always open. [sulk. pause. open mouth. pause. close mouth. sulk. open mouth. close mouth. repeat.] Everything is so ridiculous.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 09:34 am UTC (link)
I use it to eat. [Said flippantly with an entitled shrug as company. But then, more (it would never get old) siriusly, he propped his chin in his hand, legs crossed as they were and elbow on his thigh. James knew Sirius' sulks (even the fish-mimicking ones) well enough to know where to hedge and how, oftimes, to quell the more furious of the rages. Simply:] It is.

[James pretended to offer the apple to Minerva before biting it again himself. He held it out to Sirius, in case he wanted some. (However, entitled, only child of coddling parents-typical he was, James always shared.)] I never did expect you to get married. [His eyes fell on a small insect that crawled over the crest of his knee.] Seems... sad, doesn't it? We all die. I can't begin to wrap my head around all this Fit Weasley nonsense. Evans isn't here. Snivellus seems... sulkier than even he usually is. No one is in the bloody school and I have a son. This is our future. If they'd told me this coming in, I'd've opted for something else, you know? Make me a unicorn.

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]burnedbranches
2014-07-22 09:53 am UTC (link)
And talk. At great length. [Harumph. A pick of hay here with fingers black and greasy from the mechanic work, a digging in of heels into the dirt. Harumph indeed.]

[He took a bite of the apple when offered. A very pouty and sulky bite, nearly grimacing when he chewed.] I go to prison for causing your death. I'd rather you were a unicorn than having to deal with that. [And then another apple bite for good measure. This one less sulky. Just a bit less.]

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
[info]heir
2014-07-22 10:01 am UTC (link)
Among other things at great length. [James winked lasciviously, as lewdly as he knew how, keenly aware of the teetering temper tantrum on the precipice of Sirius' mind. The Potter boy was cosseted, most certainly, but it was nothing compared to the life of Sirius, back when he was in his mother's favor—which, in true Black fashion, led to some pretty nasty habits when it came to misdirected anger.

He continued holding the apple out until Sirius seemed finished. James then set the thing on the dirty floor for his new mate, the small beetle on his knee. He transferred the thing to the delicious land of fresh apple. James adjusted his glasses and looked up at Sirius.] Does it make you feel better than I didn't have to deal with it, as I was dead? Honestly, Sirius, as terrible as that is—that's not you and it's not me. Not yet. I'm sorry your loyalty to me is what got you thrown in there in the first place, but—look, it hasn't, has it? We're here feeling up Minerva and everyone's happy. You-Know-Who is vanquished. It'll be better now. [James patted Sirius' very Muggle-y boot with fruit-sticky fingers.]

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Re: [Locked: Sirius/James] - [info]burnedbranches, 2014-07-22 10:19 am UTC
Re: [Locked: Sirius/James] - [info]heir, 2014-07-22 10:28 am UTC
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