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Jules Bard ([info]partsunknown) wrote in [info]rooms,
@ 2015-04-14 09:09:00

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Entry tags:!star wars, *log, ezra bard, jules bard

quicklog: Ezra/Jules - Star Wars
Who: The Bards
What: Exploring. Becoming Darth Sexay & Darth 2 Hotty?
Where: Star Wars - Coruscant
When: Now-ish? After Jules gets back from Lost.
Warnings: Swearing, probably.

[Smack-dab in the center of the galaxy was Coruscant. A beacon for all, the capital city accepted travelers and traders from the furthest corners of known space. Politicians and criminals alike were drawn there, but for very different reasons. Every inch of the planet was covered in layer upon layer of city, making it easy for someone to hide the deeper into the Underworld that they got. The upper levels tended to the more respectable of society, or those with enough credits. It was a planet of connections and commerce, of poets and politicos, of blackmail and blackmarkets. Easily the most well known planet in the universe, and home to trillions of people, Coruscant was a wonder that kept growing and evolving. Even from a distance, when it was nothing more than one of thousands of stars, the shimmering planet stood out and was breathtakingly beautiful.

But up close, from where Jules was standing, Coruscant looked like a cyberpunk shithole. It wasn't far from the truth. The lift dropped them off outside of what looked like a sleazy bar that got humped to death by a flock of neon lights. Pink, purple, yellow, and white flashed in some hyperactive Easter Bunny mating call, and once again the sign itself was not in English.] I don't think we're going to get to the bottom. I don't think there is a bottom, anymore. [Yeah, that had been her bright idea. Oh, there's an elevator, let's take it all the way down! That was three elevators ago, and every floor kept getting skeezier and skeezier. Still, this floor was better than most parts of New York. Jules probably would have turned around and gone home by now if Ezra wasn't there with her. With him there it wasn't scary, it was an adventure. And if they got stuck, at least they were missing shows together. After this, they needed to buckle down and take all the bookings. No free weekends.]

It's up to you, now. [She pointed right with her thumb, towards the gaggle of aliens standing in the brightly lit street. There were obviously more stores or bars down that way.] That way... [Jules then motioned to the left. The path very much less taken. Lights flickered menacingly, making the lone Gamorrean leaning on the wall look even angrier if that were possible.] Or we could find out what's down there. Or we could go back up. [Shrugs.] I'm done making choices. Take care of my light work. [She really was. Her decisions turned out poorly. Not always, but usually. She looked up at him with raised eyebrows, ready to go whichever way he chose.]



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Re: quicklog: Ezra/Jules - Star Wars
[info]partsunknown
2015-04-23 01:50 pm UTC (link)
[The shopkeep went back to her seat, and the mooka played with one of the necklaces dangling from a display on the counter. Jules tilted her head at the weird thing he picked up.] Dude. Does that open up? [It didn't look like it could with the fins around it, but if it did?] Best cereal bowl ever. Put that down in front of someone filled with Captain Crunch? [The grin on her face kept growing at the idea. It didn't occur to her that in a world without cereal anyone who overheard her would more than likely assume Captain Crunch was a person. Yeah. They got a look from the shopkeep, but nothing more.

It was then that her words sped up, and the excitement reached her eyes. Nearly hopping from one foot to the other, she bounced in place and grabbed on to Ezra's arm. This was a real use for it, and she was so proud of herself.] Oh, OH! That could be awesome for the vampire gimmick! Like the Urn, but instead some blood ritual thing. You have to get it. Oh my goooodddddd. [She dragged out that last bit, as she often did when she tried to make a point.] Do you understand how awesome you'd look?

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Re: quicklog: Ezra/Jules - Star Wars
[info]climbtheladder
2015-04-28 10:25 am UTC (link)
I always wanted a pimp cup. I still have six pack of pimp juice somewhere. [That tasted like ass but that was because it DIDN'T MATTER WHAT it tasted like. Yes, Ezra said that like the Rock in his head and he was very proud of himself.] Oh dude yeah and then people be like where did you get that and we'll be like THE GATES OF HELLLL. [He made guitar noises with his mouth and did the Bill&Ted air guitar for her.

The shop keeper was not amused. Ezra took the chalice and held it, giving a devious turn as he hummed the Brood theme.] How do I look? Sexy vampire or Gangrel vampire? [Because there was a huge difference. He didn't want to live his life thinking he was Edge when he was really the fat ugly one.]

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Re: quicklog: Ezra/Jules - Star Wars
[info]partsunknown
2015-04-28 03:01 pm UTC (link)
[The mere mention of pimp juice had Jules hacking and gagging like a cat with a particularly difficult hairball.] Gross. Those have to be bad by now, right? [She remembered the pimp juice challenge back at the training school. Didn't someone quit after that? Probably. There was an obnoxious amount of vomit. Jules was complaining about irregular heartbeats for weeks after. Oh god, and the smell lingered in the ring forever. The memory was enough to make her stomach start to turn, thankfully she was yanked out of it by some sweet-ass air guitar. Billmode activated (because Ezra was obviously Ted), and whipped out her own silent little solo before throwing him the horns.]

That is a stupid stupid question. You'll never be a Gangrel. [There was a pause, eyes narrowing as she took a step back to really look him over.] Weeelllll... maybe. If you tried super hard to get yourself all gross. You have too much natural sexy vampire going on. No one would believe you as Gangrel. Unless you get Xavier Woods fat. [Yep. That was the idea. Fists were pumped in the air like Kalisto.] Let's get fat! Let's get fat! Buy that and Let's. Get. Fat! Vampire gluttons! [Maybe Jules just wanted lunch.]

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