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I always wanted a pimp cup. I still have six pack of pimp juice somewhere. [That tasted like ass but that was because it DIDN'T MATTER WHAT it tasted like. Yes, Ezra said that like the Rock in his head and he was very proud of himself.] Oh dude yeah and then people be like where did you get that and we'll be like THE GATES OF HELLLL. [He made guitar noises with his mouth and did the Bill&Ted air guitar for her.
The shop keeper was not amused. Ezra took the chalice and held it, giving a devious turn as he hummed the Brood theme.] How do I look? Sexy vampire or Gangrel vampire? [Because there was a huge difference. He didn't want to live his life thinking he was Edge when he was really the fat ugly one.]