Confessional #1
[Parker sits down in front of the camera without any fanfare and leans forward slightly as she stares directly into the camera. Her arms are folded across her chest and she seems determined to appear nonchalant and failing somewhat.]
So. Um. Yeah, so I don't really do this in-front-of-the-camera thing or the acting thing so this is - this is ridiculous. Why do we have to do these things? This is entirely a waste of time - [she rises halfway as if to leave but changes her mind at the last second and sits back down.]
I have no idea why I agreed to this. Just so all of you know, this place can't be real. It's like the Twilight Zone - there are cartoons walking around like they're real people and there's cameras everywhere but I can't even figure out what kind of security system they have, which is ridiculous because I know all of them and this place doesn't even seem to have one but I still can't get out of here. [She pauses for a moment, brow furrowed as if in deep thought.]
Hey, maybe I'm like dreaming or something and I'm actually in a coma somewhere. Oh god, what if I'm in a coma? Nate, this had better not be one of your neuro-linguistic brainwashings, or I'll - [Still frowning, she cuts herself off and leaves the room abruptly.]
So. Um. Yeah, so I don't really do this in-front-of-the-camera thing or the acting thing so this is - this is ridiculous. Why do we have to do these things? This is entirely a waste of time - [she rises halfway as if to leave but changes her mind at the last second and sits back down.]
I have no idea why I agreed to this. Just so all of you know, this place can't be real. It's like the Twilight Zone - there are cartoons walking around like they're real people and there's cameras everywhere but I can't even figure out what kind of security system they have, which is ridiculous because I know all of them and this place doesn't even seem to have one but I still can't get out of here. [She pauses for a moment, brow furrowed as if in deep thought.]
Hey, maybe I'm like dreaming or something and I'm actually in a coma somewhere. Oh god, what if I'm in a coma? Nate, this had better not be one of your neuro-linguistic brainwashings, or I'll - [Still frowning, she cuts herself off and leaves the room abruptly.]