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WHO: Rodolphus & Bellatrix feat. Proserpina (Irish setter), Snape (halfblood prince), mentions of Malfoys (haters)
WHAT: Misunderstandings
WHEN: 1970s
WARNINGS: None

( 🐕 )

WHO: Rodolphus & Bellatrix
WHAT: Travelling
WHEN: 1971-1981
WARNINGS: Sunburn, stubbornness

( Do we look like tourists? )

WHO: barty, bellatrix
WHAT: a blind date between mentee and mentor
WHEN: 1977
WHERE: some office somewhere
WARNINGS: blatant sexism

( 2: rodolphus in disguise )

WHO: Bellatrix
WHAT: Aesthetic post - poetry & prose vol ii

( i'm gonna bite the bullet )

WHO: Fabian Prewett and Bellatrix Black (Lestrange)
WHAT: Two duels
WHEN: Late fall 1968 / Late fall 1978
WHERE: Hogwarts / Tinworth
WARNINGS: Lethal violence, unforgivables, poor sportsmanship

( You are not supposed to destroy the dueling arena as part of your duel. )

WHO: Bellatrix & Cygnus
WHAT: Summer school
WHEN: 1965
WHERE: Black family library
WARNINGS: The fine line between bonding and indoctrination, I guess

( This kind of power is your birthright )

WHO: Bellatrix Black and Rodolphus Lestrange + some guest stars
WHAT: Le very strange wedding
WHEN: October 23, 1971
WARNINGS: feelings

( What happened to you? )

WHO: Bellatrix and Rodolphus
WHAT: A nice pleasant breakfast with almost no petty arguing
WHEN: 1976
WHERE: One of the Gallery's many rooms
WARNINGS: Adulting is hilarious

( Killjoy. )

WHO: Bellatrix
WHAT: Azkaban
WHEN: 1981-1996

( She laughs. )

( Get on with it )

( Read more... )

FOR: Em
WHAT: Building The Gallery
WHEN: 1971

( my love is building a building )

FOR: Em
WHAT: It's possible to avoid the difficult conversations
WHEN: 1970s-1980

( I'll only have you if you're sweeter than my solitude )

FOR: Alicia
WHAT: Lestrange Christmas Letters
WHEN: The 70s

( Christmas Letters to friends and family / slightly modified for the audience )

WHO: Rodolphus Lestrange & Bellatrix Black
WHAT: Coworkers on a mission
WHEN: 1971; a few weeks after a terrible/awkward first date
WHERE: Voldemort HQ → Cecil Warrington's house
WARNINGS: Murder, Inc.

( I wouldn’t have thought he was smart enough to run )

CISSY

Can we have a discussion about the mandatory or non-mandatory nature of certain upcoming philanthropy-related events.

DEATH EATERS

Please see below for Friday night's training schedule, i.e. some of you should cancel plans now. These are unbalanced groups on purpose, and I'd suggest that those with less experience might make a point of communicating with your groups ahead of time to discuss potential strategies.

6 PM
B. Lestrange v. Crouch + Al. Carrow
R. Lestrange v. Snape + Black
Dolohov v. Rowle + Selwyn
Malfoy v. Rosier

7 PM
Malfoy + Yaxley v. Crouch + Black
Dolohov + Bulstrode v. Rosier + Snape
Gibbon v. Rowle + Selwyn

8-1030 PM -- those of you who lost, try to figure out what went wrong.

1030 PM
B. Lestrange + R. Lestrange v. Snape + Black + Rosier + Crouch
Gibbon + Bulstrode v. Rowle + Yaxley
Selwyn v. Al. Carrow

1130 PM - ?? -- Keep it open.

Questions? Comments?

WHO: Rodolphus and Bellatrix
WHAT: Creating a new house
WHEN: 1971-1972
WHERE: The Gallery

( We don't need a guest room. )

WHO: Bellatrix
WHAT: Dealing with the liberal media
WHEN: 1970s

( Owls to the Daily Prophet Crossword Editor )

WHO: Bellatrix Black and Rodolphus Lestrange
WHAT: First date
WHEN: Early 1971
WHERE: A fine dining establishment
REPOST: Stormwatch

( What do you do in your spare time? )

WHO: Bellatrix and Rodolphus
WHAT: The most dangerous anniversary
WHEN: October 23, 1981
WHERE: Who can say
WARNINGS: Sadism, murder

( Let's go out )

WHO: Voldemort and Bellatrix
WHAT: The beginning
WHEN: 1970
WHERE: Voldemort's HQ
WARNINGS: Fanaticism

( I'm not being challenged enough )

WHO: Bellatrix Lestrange, Severus Snape
WHAT: The Dark Lord has noticed something exceptional in Severus; Bellatrix isn't convinced.
WHEN: Summer of 1977
WHERE: A spare Lestrange office
WARNINGS: puberty

( The humiliation ... hung in the air like the acrid smoke. )

ANDROMEDA, NARCISSA, REGULUS, AND I SUPPOSE SIRIUS

I'm back from Mexico City, but judging by the number of letters I received (zero, not to name names, but Andromeda, you did promise) it hardly matters to any of you whether I live or die. Regardless, I've brought presents but they come with strings attached.

And Sirius, you ought to undo whatever ghastly thing you've done to your room this time—I'm going to murder Great Aunt Melania if I have to hear about it again.

ARAMINTA

How "mandatory" is this mandatory St. Mungo's thing

WHO: Bellatrix and Barty feat. an unfortunate muggle
WHEN: 1978
WHAT: A lesson in the Cruciatus Curse
WHERE: Some clearing in the woods
WARNINGS: Use of Unforgivables…
REPOST: Stormwatch

( You aren't angry enough. )

WHO: Bellatrix & Rodolphus
WHAT: A petty argument
WHEN: December 1978
WHERE: The Gallery

( I've told you a hundred times )

WHO: Bellatrix
WHAT: Aesthetic post - poetry & prose (vol i) (vol ii)

( tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us )

WHO: Bellatrix Lestrange & Andromeda Tonks
WHAT: Two former sisters reconnect after a death in the family. It's Not Great.
WHEN: 1979
WHERE: Near the Black family funeral plot
REPOST: Stormwatch

( You don't get to have grief right now. )

WHO: Bellatrix and her father
WHAT: Let's Make A Deal
WHEN: 1964
WHERE: Cygnus's study

( This isn't my fault. )

DOLPH

Are we going out tonight? By that I mean now