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Challenge #54 CLOSED// Challenge #55 [Mar. 5th, 2008|09:31 pm]
passing_through
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Challenge #54 is now closed!  Thanks to everybody for participating.

Condom round up is as follows:

Carl: 1
Jennifer: 1
Justin: 1
Michael: 2

and Brian with  5 condoms!

durex ringsbrian

*****

Challenge #55: On The Road

In a car, or a plane, in a hotel room or on the side of the road. Anywhere you want to take them.

Have fun!
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Challenge 54-Purple Prose [Mar. 1st, 2008|01:02 pm]

zortrana
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Title: Shattered Innocence

Author: zortrana

Condom: Jennifer

 

Jennifer watched in dismay, her bosom heaving, as the tall, dark, and dastardly bastard kissed her beautiful boy, ripping away his innocence and purity with a press of poison lips. Her imagination ran wild like a herd of mustangs on the high plains as she envisioned the much older man’s dangerous leer while he publicly disrobed her precious, sweet baby.

The eye of Jennifer’s mind showed her the evil stranger rubbing his bulging member against the bottom she had so often diapered. Suddenly, with the crack of a belt, her self-control snapped like an old rubber band and she fled.

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Challenge 54-Purple Prose [Feb. 29th, 2008|04:22 pm]

zortrana
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[mood |quixotic]

Title: To the Ends of the Earth

Author: zortrana

Condom: Brian

 

The taxi smelled as if a thousand unwashed monkeys had held a pissing contest inside it. Brian sat, scowling, his normally bulging member as limp as overcooked linguine. He vowed to die a million deaths before he went on another road trip with the singing, snacking version of The Three Stooges.

 Reaching the hotel, he was determined to show no mercy to the runaway. However, when he spied Justin’s perky manhood peaking out of the fluffy white hotel robe like a spear of flesh, delectable and alluring in the extreme, Brian decided that the trip might have been worth it.

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Challenge #54 - Purple Prose [Feb. 29th, 2008|05:05 pm]
foreverbm
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Title: Shopping Channel
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
A/N: Ridiculous beyond words....lol...but I have to drabble
Condom: Carl (Cause he sooooooooooo deserves it!

Carl looked at Debbie, his eyes coming to rest on her heaving bosom.
Her eyes were glued to the TV, remote in one hand, phone in the other, carton of ice cream within reach, watching the Shopping Channel.
He had no idea how she could watch that stuff, buying things you thought you couldn’t live without until you got them; then they sat in the back of the cupboard gathering dust.
She let out a squeal when she bought what she was after. He glanced at the TV seeing the price and his cock went as limp as overcooked linguine.
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Challenge 54-Purple Prose [Feb. 28th, 2008|04:04 pm]

zortrana
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[mood |lethargic]

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Challenge #54: Purple Prose [Feb. 28th, 2008|12:00 pm]
doppelganger44
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TITLE: “JUSTIN READS”

AUTHOR: Doppelganger

TIMELINE: Anytime.

A/N: I tried. This was not beta’d.

One for Kinney, of course.

 

 

“Bulging member…” whispered Justin, enunciating the words.

“What the fuck are you doing?”

“Reading this homo-erotic romance novel Emmett lent me,” he picked up his blond head to look at Brian whose bare feet glides as he walks over.

He snatched the book from Justin. 

Ripe for plucking?” Brian’s eyebrow's raised.
“That’s how they write prose I guess; the words flow like fluid in your mouth.” Justin grins.

“O-k-a-y,” Brian tossed the paperback on the couch.

“Brian!”

“Come, service my throbbing manhood. All this prose bullshit’s gonna make my cock limp as overcooked linguine.”

Justin chuckles and unbuttons his jeans. 

 

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Challenge #54 - Purple Prose [Feb. 28th, 2008|10:53 am]
foreverbm
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Title: Books
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
Condom: Michael

“This is such crap!” Hunter threw the book on the table with a loud bang, a scowl crossing his face.
“What is Pal?” Ben asked, walking into the room, picking up the rejected book.
“This fucking novel we have to read for English class this semester!”
Ben grinned looking at the title.
“How come?”
“It’s all about fucking romance, women with heaving bosoms….gross….and them being ripe for the plucking….and some dastardly bastard….who the fuck says that!”
“It’s a historical novel, that’s how they spoke then”
“Why don’t they just say they want to get fucked and be done with it!”
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Challenge #54 - Purple Prose [Feb. 28th, 2008|10:09 am]
foreverbm
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Title: Idea's or Fucking
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 5
Condom: Michael

Ben looked up from the book he was reading as Michael walked into the bedroom, naked except for black boxers.
His eyes were drawn to his bulging member, his own cock becoming rock hard immediately.
He pulled back the covers as Michael removed his boxers, climbing into bed. He pulled him roughly into his arms, a dangerous leer on his face.
“You seem pleased to see me!” Michael said, wrapping his hand around Ben’s cock.
“You have no fucking idea!” Ben replied, as he fondled Michael’s cute little ass.
“I’d rather get fucked than have ideas if you don’t mind!”
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Challlenge 54-Purple Prose [Feb. 27th, 2008|02:20 pm]

zortrana
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[mood |enthralled]

Title: A Cinderella Story

Author: zortrana

Condom: Justin

Author’s note: I’m so sorry; I promise to stop—eventually.

 

 

Daphne watched, her bosom heaving with uncontrolled excitement, as Justin tossed aside his shirt with an air of contemptuous disdain. His head held as high as if he were wearing the crown jewels, he slowly descended the Babylon staircase, not unlike Cinderella at the Ball.

 

For Justin knew that his dark, brooding prince awaited him below amidst the sweaty, gyrating mass of commoners. Theirs was a love written in the stars and engraved upon the sand, eternal. The dastardly bastards currently dancing with his perfect soul mate would soon be nothing but mere specks of dust in the vast universe.

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Challenge 54-Purple Prose [Feb. 27th, 2008|01:49 pm]

zortrana
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[mood |amused]

Title: Love’s Passionate Beginnings

Author: zortrana

Condom: Brian

 

 

When Brian first saw Justin appear from the mysterious, misty dark of Liberty Avenue, he knew the luscious boy was ripe for the plucking. He sauntered towards the innocent, trembling virgin with a dangerous leer. As Ted and Emmett thought what a dastardly bastard Brian was, Michael just stared at Brian’s bulging member.

 

When the lithe boy ascended into Brian’s carriage of lust, the other men felt envy creeping over them like wild green vines badly in need of trimming. They could only imagine the hot, passionate kisses and earth-shaking sex that would result from this chance, yet fated, encounter.

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Challenge #53 CLOSED//Challenge #54: Purple Prose [Feb. 27th, 2008|01:55 pm]

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Challenge #53 is now closed! Thank you everybody for participating!
Condom round up is as follows:

Justin: 2
Hunter: 5
Brian: 20
And Michael with a whooping 53 condoms!


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Challenge #54: Purple Prose

Purple Prose: used to describe passages, or sometimes entire literary works, written in prose so overly extravagant, ornate or flowery as to break the flow and draw attention to itself. Purple prose is sensuously evocative beyond the requirements of its context. It also refers to writing that employs certain rhetorical effects such as exaggerated sentiment or pathos in an attempt to manipulate a reader's response.

This week's challenge is to write a drabble using as much purple prose as you can. Within that rule, you MUST include at least 2 of the following words/phrases:

  • heaving bosom

  • bulging member

  • crown jewels

  • ripe for the plucking

  • dangerous leer

  • spelunking

  • limp as overcooked linguine

  • spear of skin

  • dastardly bastard



I expect this to be hilarious.
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