| Challenge #33 Crossover - QAF / The Office |
[Oct. 6th, 2007|11:12 pm] |
Title: The Job Interview
Warnings/Author's Notes: Season 4, after Brian receives the job offer in Scranton for half his previous salary. (I've been sitting on this plot bunny for months, I'm so glad I finally got it out :D)
And the condom goes to: Michael Scott Ted
"How did it go?"
"Well, I used to think Pittsburgh was a hellhole. But now I've been to Scranton."
"So you're not taking the job then, we're not moving?"
"No. Fucking. Way. I'd rather collect unemployment."
"What happened?"
"They had me meet with one of their clients. The fucking regional manager of Dunder Muffs... or something like that."
"And?"
"He took me to Hooters."
"Shit!"
"Wait until you hear his brilliant marketing idea."
"Okay..."
"Golden Tickets!"
"What?"
"Hidden in cartons of paper."
"No!"
"It gets worse. He wants to hire midgets in costumes to man the paper factory too." |
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