Challenge #177: The Daddy Wars |
[Oct. 1st, 2010|10:47 pm] |
Title: There Have Been Worse Ideas Condom: Daddy!Justin
“I need your signature there.” Ted hovered nervously near Brian’s desk before taking a deep breath and asking, “Is forty too old to start a family?”
“It’s too old to start fucking women.”
Ted made a face and shuddered. “Blake and I are thinking of adopting, and I wondered what you thought.”
“Shouldn’t you be asking Michael or Melanie or anyone but me?”
“I want the opinion of someone who doesn’t assume everyone should have children.”
“I do think most people should be banned from procreating.”
Ted’s shoulders sagged.
“But,” Brian continued. “You’ll be better parents than most kids deserve.” |
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Challenge #177: The Daddy Wars |
[Oct. 1st, 2010|11:36 pm] |
Title: Roundy-rounds Author: specialj67 Condom: Daddy!Brian
Justin leaned back against the couch cushions, watching the little boy spin around and around giggling like a maniac. Daphne glanced up every minute or so from folding the latest round of laundry to make sure her son didn't accidentally spin himself into the nearby arm chair or sliding glass door.
Twice in one day was plenty.
“I can't help wondering if the copious drug use in our wayward youth has resulted in your son's...weirdness,” Justin mused.
Daphne snickered. “Well, once your and Brian's bundle of joy arrives we can compare notes.”
'Only two months to go,' Justin thought. |
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