| Do You Like to Eat My Ass |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|10:57 am] |
![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) xie_xie_xie demanded whined and moaned rimming drabbles. I thought it best to do as she asked.
Title: Do You Like to Eat My Ass
Author: firehead30
Warnings/Author's Notes: I apologize for this in advance. Yes I have desecrated Dr Seuss and Green Eggs and Ham. I am ashamed. I will enter the bad!fangirl hiding program.
And the condom goes to: Brian
Beta: badbadpixie partner in crime
Do you like to eat my ass
Would you rim me in the shower
Or does my ass need to smell like a flower?
Could you, would you lick me at the baths?
While everyone strokes their staffs.
I do, I do like to eat your ass!
I would rim you in the shower.
While you moan, your anus flowers!
I could, I would lick you at the baths.
While losers beat their staffs.
Do you like to tongue my anal ring?
Or do you want to slap my ass until is stings?
*SMACK*
"Wake up Justin. That’s the last time you read Dr Seuss to Gus." |
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|11:16 am] |
Title: Inside
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
He hadn't meant to bring Justin home from Babylon that night. Then again, he never did. But there he was, the third time that week, sprawled face-down on Brian's bed.
Justin made a small sound, the exact sound Brian had been waiting for. He let his tongue probe inside, just briefly, and smiled against Justin's ass when he heard the sound again.
He let his teeth scrape the skin, lightly, and felt Justin's ass lift up, following his mouth.
Brian slid along his back, licking and biting, his hand reaching for a condom from the bowl next to the bed. |
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|12:08 pm] |
Title: I Do Not Like His Blond Boy Ass
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
Author's note: Pffft.
Do you like ass blond and boy?
No, I do not like ass blond and boy.
Would you like it in your bed?
I would not like it in my bed.
I won't listen to the things he said
I do not want him in my head.
I do not want him in my bed.
Would you like to lick his ass?
Thank you, no, I think I'll pass.
I will not eat him here or there
I will not grab his silky hair
I will not eat his blond boy ass
I will not do it if he asks. |
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|12:23 pm] |
Title: I think he likes my blond boy ass
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
He will not take me to his loft
He will not let me suck his cock
He says on me he'll take a pass
He will not even lick my ass
I think he'll let me in his bed
I think he's let me in his head
I think he's giving up the fight
I think he'll take me home tonight
Will he fuck me in the car?
I think he'll fuck me in the car
I think he'll fuck me at the bar
I think he'll fuck me on the grass
I think he loves to lick my ass. |
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|02:03 pm] |
Title: Intimidatingly intimate
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Post 513 Raw 'verse
Condom(s): Brian
Brian rolled off of Justin and wondered if he’d ever be used to intimidatingly intimate feeling of coming inside him like this. Justin’s eyes were closed, his arms crossed over his face. Brian’s hand made it’s way down his chest and then between Justin’s legs. When he felt the wetness there he couldn’t resist. He touched Justin’s thigh lightly and Justin’s knees fell apart. Brian’s mouth licked the small line of come trailing from Justin’s ass and then delved deeper, tasting himself.
Justin’s legs spread further as Brian burrowed into him, licking and sucking, feeling Justin’s body respond to him. |
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|02:10 pm] |
Title: How was your day, dear?
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
Brian put his palms flat against the top of his desk, and tried not to make that noise he suspected he was just about to make. Justin was supposed to be giving him a blowjob, but he'd no sooner gotten on his knees than Brian was turned around and bending over, Justin's tongue snaking its way up his ass while one hand tugged gently on his balls and the other wrapped around his… uhh.
Brian concentrated on not panting, not moaning, and absolutely, positively not letting Justin fuck him in his office where anyone could walk in.
He failed. Noisily. |
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|02:14 pm] |
Title: Never Finished
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Post 513 Raw 'verse
Condom(s): Brian
Justin wrapped his legs around Brian’s head, unable to stay passive. Brian’s hands lifted his ass, giving him better access while his tongue was licked and sucked, soothed and nibbled at the tender skin around his hole. Justin moaned, his cock filling again. It’s not that Brian had ever been stingy when it came to rimming but since they’d started fucking raw Justin found he was often staring at just the top of Brian’s head.
Brian seemed to be finished for the moment. He kissed Justin who tasted the unique flavor of them and rolled Brian over. He wasn’t finished. |
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| challenge #73: Rimming - An Insatiable Thirst |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|02:17 pm] |
Title: An Insatiable Thirst - parts 1 and 2
Author: not_yet_defined
A/N: I'm fairly sure i'm going to continue this...but someone around here xie wants More. Drabbles. Now! :D so here are parts 1 and 2 which work just fine on their own anyway.
Condoms: 2 for Justin
Brian was just about to drift off to sleep when he felt the bed shift beside him. He opened one eye and glanced at Justin. He was propped up on his elbow, biting his thumb and staring at Brian.
He seemed no worse for the wear, despite having been fucked into the mattress twice in as many hours. Not to mention the fuck in the shower, the handjob in the elevator, and coming just from rubbing against the sheets and getting a rim job.
Brian would never admit it, but the kid could probably wear him out, given the chance.
( part 2 ) |
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|02:49 pm] |
Title: Know What I Mean
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Post 507 AU
Condom(s): Brian
Continued from Here
Justin woke up and stretched. He looked to his right and smiled. Brian way lying peacefully beside him. Brian liked the way his ass tasted. He was home. He started the coffee and then the shower, knowing that either would wake Brian, and both would be more than the man could possibly resist. Before Justin had even adjusted the temperature Brian pulled him in, closing the glass door behind them and fell to his knees, parting Justin’s cheeks and following the trail of water with his tongue. Justin pressed his hands against the glass, widening his stance and his smile.
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|02:54 pm] |
Title: Monogamy (1/7)
Author: dirtylittlescret
A/N: not_yet_defined and I have very similar dirty minds. Raw.
Condom: Justin
“Brian,” Justin growls when Brian pulls his naked dick out of him. He hears the familiar sound of slick cock being pumped rhythmically behind him, hand on skin, Brian finishing on his own. “No,” he moans, desperate to come.
Justin feels hot spurts of come hit his bottom moments later, marking him with Brian’s scent and white-hot heat. It trickles down his crack, across his hole, over his balls. A soft pink tongue is there to catch it, drinking up every salty-sweet drop as it probes the folds of his hole.
Justin’s still rock hard. He needs to get off.
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|03:22 pm] |
Title: Dr. Suess kinda sorta
Author: Vamphile
Condom(s):
I can not give a condom out
more than one hundred you'll all shout
but Suess' meter's just so right
Octameter remains my plight.
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Would you eat my ass in your car?
We wouldn’t have to drive too far.
Just park the jeep on fuller street
And then my ass is yours to eat.
I will not eat your ass again
Blond boys are not as good as men
You’re just my little stalker, Kid.
I won’t repeat the things I did.
You’ve fucked me more than just that once
Don’t treat me like some stupid dunce
I could love you, you could love me.
Just fuck me now, the rest… we’ll see.
I don’t believe in love you twat.
It’s better just to fuck a lot.
Stop smiling, I don’t mean you.
Oh what the hell, tonight, you’ll do. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|03:23 pm] |
Title: Justin Gets Bossy (2/7)
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: More raw. Blame Ny.
Condom: Justin
Previous
“That’s… not… fair,” Justin pants, Brian’s tongue cleaning him up, his face nuzzling matted blond hairs between his cheeks.
“Life’s not fair Sunshine,” he laughs, sending tiny puffs across his hole. “I thought you would have learned that by thirty.”
“That’s it,” says Justin. He tangles his legs in Brian and rolls them over until he’s on top, Brian’s wrists pinned above his head. He lets go long enough to hastily lube his cock, Brian smirking in amusement all the while.
“First I’m gonna fuck you, then I’m gonna suck all my come out of your ass.”
He pushes in.
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|03:38 pm] |
Title: Wigwam Tepee
Author: Vamphile
Condom(s): BRIAN
Justin watched the way Brian’s body remained tensed even as he traded his suit and tie for jeans and a t-shirt. He continued sketching while Brian poured himself a double, downed it quickly and then carried the bottle with him to the sofa. Justin stood up then, placing the bottle on the table and pulling Brian to the bed. Once he had his jeans off, his mouth moved from Brian’s neck, to his back and then lower, parting his cheeks and licking slowly. Brian's body relaxed a little, and Justin settled in, not planning on stopping 'til Brian was boneless. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|03:55 pm] |
Title: Neked Sex (3/7)
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: Raw. Ny's fault.
Condom: Justin
Previous
Brian never looks hotter than when his eyes are rolled back in his head and he’s chanting ‘fuck me’ over and over again.
Justin makes sure he gets what he wants.
Brian’s balls tighten, face contorting in pleasure as he shoots, his ecstasy covering his chest in spurts.
Legs slacken as Justin keeps up his assault on Brian’s ass. Then he's coming and there’s nothing between his cock and the hot vise clamping around him, no barrier of latex stopping the gush of come into this velvety-tight cavern.
He pulls out and touches his tongue to the mess he’s made.
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|04:03 pm] |
Title: Kiss it Better
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin (who, by the way, is totally winning this thing)
"Christ, Brian. I won't be able to walk for a week."
Brian kept rubbing against him. "You'll be sitting on a plane."
Justin swatted him away. "On a donut pillow."
"It'll make you think of me." Brian's voice was muffled against his neck.
"I'll never forget you even if I'm not in pain from 17 fucks in 48 hours."
Brian was kissing his way down his back. For a minute Justin just enjoyed it, then he frowned. "What are you doing?"
Brian answered with a long, tender lick to Justin's sore asshole. "Kissing it and making it better," he said. |
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| challenge #73: Rimming - An Insatiable Thirst Revisited |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|04:08 pm] |
Title: An Insatiable Thirst Revisited
Author: not_yet_defined
A/N:FYI - this is set in a future, far in the future, in which b&j have decided on a monogamous relationship. also this is dirtylttlescret's fault.
Condom: Justin
Justin collapsed against Brian, covered in sweat and overwhelmed by the sensation of coming inside of him.
He felt his dick softening and slipping out. Reluctantly, he pulled away from Brian and back upright onto his knees. He wanted to see it. Wanted to know what it looked like.
He groaned at the sight of Brian wet with his come. Seconds later his tongue was tracing his hole. His hands moved over Brian's ass, gently pulling apart his cheeks as he pushed his tongue inside, searching for more. Moaning at the taste of the two of them mingled intimately together. |
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|04:09 pm] |
Title: Know What I Mean
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Post 507 AU
Condom(s): Brian
Continued from Here
After their second cups of coffee Justin made a move to get dressed.
“What are you doing?”
“Getting dressed?”
“Why?”
“Because I thought I might need to leave the loft at some point.”
“Why?”
Justin laughed. “I’m just going to pick a few things. I’m keeping my place though.”
“But… I told you…”
“Yes, you like the way my ass tastes. I still need studio space.”
“So you’re coming back?”
“Brian. I really do like the way your ass tastes too.”
Brian nodded. “Let’s go.”
“You’re not letting me out of your sight?”
“I’m not letting you drive my car.”
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|04:50 pm] |
Title: Know What I Mean
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Post 507 AU
Condom(s): Brian
Continued from Here
Brian followed Justin up the stairs to the fifth floor walk up. The hallways were dirty, the stairs rickety and the place itself was a dump.
“No sink?”
“In the bathroom down the hall.”
“And a mattress on the floor. It’s a crack-house.”
“That’s a brand new mattress, well, it’s Hunter’s old one.”
“Justin, you can’t keep this place.”
“Brian, I like the way your ass tastes, a lot, but fuck off. It may not be a country estate with tennis courts and a stable, but I can work here.”
Brian nodded silently and Justin knew the debate wasn’t over.
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|05:37 pm] |
Title: Animal Instinct (4/7)
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: Raw. Hot B/J action.
Condom: Justin
Previous
He laps at the come trickling from Brian’s spent hole. Brian’s eyes are closed, his body sated with lust, one hand gently palming his soft cock, the other lazily bent over his head.
He’s just come, but the primordial nature of sucking his spunk from Brian’s ass is making Justin impossibly hard again.
It’s a rare occasion when Brian isn’t up for a third (or fourth or fifth), but he’s been fucked so hard, there’s nothing but a dull ringing in his ears.
Justin takes matters into his own hands. He jerks off and comes hard all over Brian’s stomach.
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| Rapture |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|06:42 pm] |
Title: Rapture
Author firehead30
Warnings/Author's Notes:ummm really Bad....vlredreign and I may have to go into hiding
And the condom goes to: Brian
beta: vlredreign
Tears filled the gold flecked hazel orbs and the Big Lug gazed lovingly down upon the blushing bottom spread for his delectation.
He wanted to remember this moment, carry it with him always. The Ad Exec knew he would never find another rosebud that would ever taste the same.
The beautiful blond's chest heaved with impassioned breath as he felt the rasp of the tongue across his most intimate opening, owning him forevermore. His small hips twitched with virginal shyness as the velvet-incased manhood breached the first ring of muscle.
The lovers sighed as their souls entwined for eternity. Rapture. |
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| Challenge #73: Rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|06:46 pm] |
Title: Anita Must Die!
Author: vl_redreign
Condom: Brian
It’s firehead30’s fault. She said write bad!fic. So I did.
Justin’s enormous, cerulean blue eyes widened in surprise. When Brian said he wanted to rim him, he had no idea what that meant. But now he did. It meant that Brian was putting his tongue in Justin’s anus. While he fretted that it was somehow indecent, dirty, even, he couldn’t deny that it felt wonderful.
“You like that, baby?” Brian purred.
“Oh, god, yes, Bri, do that again…”
“Love you., Sunshine.”
“Love you too, Bri.”
With a blood-curdling scream, Brian nearly fell out of bed.
“Brian, what the fuck?” Justin asked.
“Tomorrow, I’m hiring a hit man. Anita is dead!!” |
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|06:53 pm] |
Title: Addicted (5/7)
Author: dirtylttlescret
Condom: None because of teh lack of rimming
Previous
His load is slick and sticky on Brian’s stomach, and there’s come splattered in his dark pubes. Justin curls his fingers through the coarse hairs, rubbing it in as he tongues himself out of Brian’s bellybutton.
Brian moans.
“Welcome back from the land of the dead,” grins Justin. He continues licking, the taste of their semen mixed together on his chest like a drug. He wants more.
“Shower, now,” commands Brian, pulling him out of bed and towards the bathroom.
Warm water pulses down, washing away the hot stink of sex from their bodies. Brian smiles as their lips connect.
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|07:26 pm] |
Title: Know What I Mean
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Post 507 AU
Condom(s): Brian
Continued from Here
By the time they’d loaded and unloaded the car they were hungry.
Brian ordered Thai while Justin unpacked and tried to hide any response to the fact that his drawers were still empty. He threw his socks and underwear in quickly and opened a couple of beers. They sat, oddly uncomfortable in the silence.
“I feel like there’s something we should be doing.”
“Fucking?”
“Talking.”
Brian finished his beer and retrieved two more. “I thought we covered it all.”
“Planning maybe.”
“Well, I’m going to Sydney, want to come?”
“I really do like the way your ass tastes.”
“Me too.”
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|08:11 pm] |
Title: Know What I Mean
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Post 507 AU
Condom(s): Brian
Continued from Here
Justin stood up and offered his hand to Brian who took it, with a quirked eyebrow. Justin led him to the bedroom and slowly removed his clothes. “so, you do realize that you can no longer deny that we’re partners, right?”
“I wasn’t the one denying it last time.”
“Fair enough. But you do realize that means the occasional compromise?”
“Are you sure?”
Justin nodded walking Brian backwards onto the bed and kissing him deeply. “Now roll over. I want to really express just how much I like the way your ass tastes.”
Brian buried his face in the pillow.
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| challenge #73: rimming |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|08:21 pm] |
Title: Change of Plans
Author: Vamphile
Condom(s): Brian
When Justin came home from his diner shift, Brian was stoned on the floor. Justin sat next to him, taking the joint and inhaling deeply. “You going out?”
Brian shook his head. “We’re staying in.”
“What if I have plans?”
“Do you?”
“Maybe, what are you planning?”
“I was going to rim you 'til you came and then fuck you 'til you passed out.”
“Oh, then no, I don’t have any plans.”
“Good, do you need to call to cancel the plans you don’t have?”
Justin shrugged, pulled out his phone and watched Brian undress while he dialed Jennifer’s number. |
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| Challenge #73: RIMMING |
[Jul. 5th, 2008|09:01 pm] |
TITLE:Homecoming
AUTHOR:happier_bunny
A/N: Thanks to xie_xie_xie for the beta!
CONDOM:JUSTIN (Is there anyone else?)
I’ve missed his dick, thick in my hand as I jerk him off.
I’ve missed his moans, filling the loft as my tongue licks behind his balls.
I’ve missed his body, shuddering as my tongue trails along his ass crack.
I’ve missed his smell, surrounding me as my nose nudges his ass.
I’ve missed his fingers, tugging my hair as I kiss his hole.
I’ve missed his taste, mixing with mine as I suck my come out of his ass.
I’ve missed his lips, opening for me as I share my come with him.
“Next time you’re coming with me.” |
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|10:11 pm] |
Title: Cleanliness is Next to Brian (6/7)
Author: dirtylttlescret
Condom: Justin!
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Brian washes Justin slowly and methodically, sliding the soap over his shoulders, across his firm belly, and down his solid thighs, stopping to kiss the soft skin of his balls before moving around to worship the backside of his body.
“Mm, that feels good,” says Justin as Brian lathers between his cheeks, washing away the lube and the come and the sweat before they start their next round. He lets the steamy water rinse away the suds, then pulls his cheeks apart to plant a kiss on his hole.
“I will never get tired of fucking this ass,” smiles Brian.
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