Do You Like to Eat My Ass xie_xie_xie demanded whined and moaned rimming drabbles. I thought it best to do as she asked.
Title: Do You Like to Eat My Ass Author: firehead30 Warnings/Author's Notes: I apologize for this in advance. Yes I have desecrated Dr Seuss and Green Eggs and Ham. I am ashamed. I will enter the bad!fangirl hiding program. And the condom goes to: Brian Beta:badbadpixie partner in crime
Do you like to eat my ass
Would you rim me in the shower Or does my ass need to smell like a flower? Could you, would you lick me at the baths? While everyone strokes their staffs.
I do, I do like to eat your ass! I would rim you in the shower. While you moan, your anus flowers!
I could, I would lick you at the baths. While losers beat their staffs.
Do you like to tongue my anal ring? Or do you want to slap my ass until is stings?
*SMACK*
"Wake up Justin. That’s the last time you read Dr Seuss to Gus."