TITLE: "LIBERTY RIDE"
AUTHOR: Doppelganger
BETA: Tweedygal
TIMELINE: Liberty Ride episode
A/N: Thanks Tweedy! I did a couple of changes on it. I hope you guys like it :O) Condom's for Kinney



“What the fuck’s that chirping sound?” Brian looked up the sunny sky.

“They’re called birds,” Justin obnoxiously replied.

“That’s something to be gay about,” Emmett tilted his head.

“Are they hard and throbbing?” Brian said sarcastically.

“Justin meant flying birds, not cocks.” Michael said.

“Where‘s the bathroom?” Brian looked around.

“Here’s some toilet paper, there’s a bush over there,” Justin pointed to a row of wild plants not far from their tents. Brian was dumbfounded.

“Blissful night ahead of us. Mosquitoes everywhere,” said Ted.

“Hard ground for our bed,” added Ben.

“Aren’t you glad for the Liberty Ride?” said Emmett.

It’s sunny outside. The birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing-street kids screaming insults at each other?

It’s a very important day for him. Everything’s just so gay.

‘Don’t let them ruin it.’

Emmett looked out the window and yelled at the kids on their street. ‘Probably the same kids who trashed Brian’s Jeep.’

One of them threw a rock at the window as he closes it.

He didn‘t care but glad wasn't hit on the head. He looked at his reflection in the mirror, turned around, did a Marilyn Monroe impersonation before blissfully pinching his cheeks.

“Nice implants!”