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Okay! That article is done! Gosh, I am just glad because my editor was totally going a little bit crazy, but now it's done and he can stop sending emails with annoyed emoticons. Seriously...I think I have the only boss who uses emoticons to express his frustration. It's actually pretty cool.

So now I get to celebrate finishing that article by...writing another article. Exciting, yes, I know. Oh, who am I kidding? I love it.

Jess? Coffee? With the added option of conversation? This would...you know...be both of us getting coffee at the same location, ideally. Not just the idea of coffee. I'm a big fan of coffee as a concept, but...yeah. If you want.

New York again, awesome.

So, is there anything to, like, do in this place? In other words, who wants to show me around?

Boredom comes with a price. Let's all play a game. If anyone is as bored as I am, ask me a question. Anything is up for asking, but in return, I get to ask you something about anything I choose and you have to answer.

Ah great, now I'm in New York? My brain is obviously running away with me. At least I've gotten away from Gene Hunt. Stupid constructs.

I doubt this will be any better. And I'm back in 2008? That can't be right. What happened to 1981?

Uh, what the hell? This isn't Star's Hollow. Where the hell is Jess?