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Reading about myself in a comic book is a bit like being on drugs. Although knowing what else was going on while I was doing stuff is kind of cool. I really miss Molly.

And, yeah, sorry to all the people that think Harry Potter is real. Didn’t mean to offend any of you. Really.

See, Death, I can be nice!

What the bloody hell?

. . . Scorpius, you little twit, if you've done this, I swear you're going to pay.

Dear all,

Harry Potter is not magic. Harry Potter is a story made up by a middle aged woman, where everything turns out shiny and good in the end. Magic is not like that. At all. There are no wands, no portkeys, and you don’t learn magic at a school called Hogwarts.

There is no Dark Lord Voldemort. The things you actually have to look out for are faeries, angels, demons, gods, goddesses, cults that want to make you their messiah as well as your garden variety mystical magical nut jobs.

Once you choose magic, there’s always a price to pay. Normally it involves some people’s deaths. Most of the time you’ll wish that you hadn’t chosen magic and instead had become something boring. Like a dentist. Dentists don’t get kidnapped to hell, not even the bad ones.

It is nothing like Harry fucking Potter.

So can everyone please shut up about it?

Love,
Tim.