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Jonathan is letting me use his computer. Typing is a bit slow...have to take my time.

He's helping me though. With...everything.

You all sure were quick to give me up for dead.

I'll admit that while this is all considerably well-kempt, the very idea of appearing here without my own, personal consent, is something less than ideal.

Before you all give me your stereotypical, presumably well-rehearsed responses, I'll have you know that if any one of you are responsible for this, there is going to be a sincere amount of hell to pay when I'm able to get back home.

While I like the lush apartment and all the stuff that goes with it I was used to my basement with my self installed carpet and my icebox I actually had to power with ice. The fact I can use a computer is freaking me out and I still can't get used to all this. Technology before the 1950s usually fritzes and explodes on me.

I know I am in some sort of alternate reality because Murphy always answers her phone or picks it up at least to yell at me. That and...there are gods and people from Oz and all sorts of other random things that shouldn't be in the natural world. I could figure it out better if I had Bob. I can't even get in contact with Thomas or Ebenezer.

I really don't want to start my business from scratch. It is hard to become credible when you put yourself in the phone book under Wizard.

Right. Looks like it's time for another lesson in keyboard usage.

Okay, if you want to make a capital letter, or use the top symbol on a key with two symbols? You're going to want to use the rectangular key with the little arrow pointing up and the word 'Shift' on it. There are two of them on a keyboard. You have to hold it down while you type the letter, not just press it beforehand. If you want to make several letters in a row capital, use the rectangular button that says 'Caps Lock'. That one you just press, not hold, but please remember to turn it off after. Spaces are made using the really long rectangular bar with no words on it. If you make a mistake and want to get rid of it, use the rectangular key with the left-pointing arrow that says 'Backspace'. I'm pretty sure that's it, but if you have any more questions, just ask. I'm not even thinking about going to go into coding right now.

I felt this needed it's own post.

Pete Wisdom, if you don't start putting on a pair of trousers before leaving your apartment, I will remove your balls with a nail file.

So, this is Earth? Hardly what I expected, I must admit.

I think in a fit of temper everything that could break in my partment besides my moniter did. I felt my temper break and everything started rattling and shattering. I bought all seven of the blasted books and I have never been so angry in my entire life. It is placed and targeted at some things but most of it is just undirectional anger just at all of it.