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WHEN THE HELL DID SOME HALFWIT BITCH STEAL MY WORDS! WHO EVEN IS THIS THIS...I'M GOING TO GO RIP HER THROAT OUT!

Ya know, the longer I stick around, the less convinced I get that this is hell.

Things are looking up.

A hippie? What kind of idiocy is the world coming to when I introduce myself and someone asks such a thing. I am not a hippie. I didn't have hippie parents either. I don't even have parents that one would normally think of, I have a Creator. And last I checked most hippies burned in hell because love shouldn't be free, drugs are bad, and hygiene is your friend.

Olympics. Just four little years ago I was going to go. I qualified and everything and then everything went to shit. How the cookie crumbles though man. Makes me wonder if I could still qualify. My training regimen isn't as extensive and I eat far too much pizza. The boobs don't help either. I would have had a short run being a gymnast with a chest like this. I would have loved to have gone this go though. How hilarious would I have been being a Chinese American in China that can't speak Chinese?